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Laurel - She/Her - 28 - Failgirl Mailgirl

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Did I say soon? I meant SOON- the Bellwether family is pleased to launch mirabellwether.com - your place to not only purchase FTW, but browse a collation of articles & interviews about Mira & FTW, get in contact with us directly, and more. Tell a friend, tell yr sister, tell yr roommate etc

04.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Too tired to continue socializing so I am breaking my streak and bailing on an engagement everyone must be nice to me now

03.08.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Roadside Attraction".2024
(T4T Pit Stop)

07.06.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only continues to be more true each day. Never let being sleepy stop you from doing anything ๐Ÿ‘

19.07.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The backstory here is that the Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of this land a century ago. They sued, got their land back, and are using their sovereignty to ignore local zoning rules and build 6,000 new homes over the objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs.

17.07.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6132    ๐Ÿ” 1513    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

This going outside shit kicks so much ass why did no one tell me about this (was told)

16.07.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a monochrome drawing of ran yakumo, a foxgirl with nine fluffy tails. she is wearing a simple kimono and is bound in a kneeling position, her shins resting on a wooden ishidaki board. her eyes are dull with pain, and her face is dripping sweat. it seems as if she's been left here for quite some time.

a monochrome drawing of ran yakumo, a foxgirl with nine fluffy tails. she is wearing a simple kimono and is bound in a kneeling position, her shins resting on a wooden ishidaki board. her eyes are dull with pain, and her face is dripping sweat. it seems as if she's been left here for quite some time.

ishidaki punishment
#ๆฑๆ–นProject

24.05.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

even if you do nothing else today you have to do this

06.07.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Julia: The cartoon about Julia

02.07.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 414    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i'm just a little confused why I keep getting in trouble for kissing my pet animals, but when I accidentally step on them and hurt them no one cares???

26.06.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dolls to watch out for

18.06.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4401    ๐Ÿ” 1346    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

Fine, I'll do it myself!

16.06.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1393    ๐Ÿ” 406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

whatโ€™s the rule for clout gap relationships? age gap? thigh gap relationships? mhm, thank you. The Gap gap relationships? thatโ€™s where you and your partner own a different amounts of clothing you purchased from The Gap. right. thank you. what about gape gap relationships? perfect. and AGP gap relati

16.11.2024 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

31.01.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2137    ๐Ÿ” 616    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

im texting boys.... from my iPhone !!!

05.06.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 454    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Spent about a decade as a gay dude which was pretty good. Like when you're a kid and you got a PS1 demo disc that you put a lot of hours into cause it's all you had at the time.

25.05.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3591    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

this is my fave shot of it i think, the inclusion of the car for scale is just so cool, but i also really love the duo of shots of the hiker on a nearby peak so shocked he has to sit down lol

18.05.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 435    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comic. Panel 1: Zoe and Emma are talking. Zoe says, โ€œIโ€™ve been dealing with some serious body image issues latelyโ€ฆโ€ โ€œNO!โ€ says Emma.
Panel 2: Emma says, โ€œbut youโ€™re SO PRETTY! when you post selfies I want to cry tears of joy because Iโ€™ve watched you transform into such a happy, beautiful woman!!!โ€
Panel 3: Emma says, โ€œmeanwhile I canโ€™t even bear to look at myself in the mirrorโ€ฆโ€ โ€œNO!โ€ Zoe says.
Panel 4: Zoe says, โ€œbut you are gorgeous!!! The fact that you canโ€™t see it is a matter of profound cosmic injustice!โ€ She adds, โ€œme, on the other handโ€ฆโ€

A comic. Panel 1: Zoe and Emma are talking. Zoe says, โ€œIโ€™ve been dealing with some serious body image issues latelyโ€ฆโ€ โ€œNO!โ€ says Emma. Panel 2: Emma says, โ€œbut youโ€™re SO PRETTY! when you post selfies I want to cry tears of joy because Iโ€™ve watched you transform into such a happy, beautiful woman!!!โ€ Panel 3: Emma says, โ€œmeanwhile I canโ€™t even bear to look at myself in the mirrorโ€ฆโ€ โ€œNO!โ€ Zoe says. Panel 4: Zoe says, โ€œbut you are gorgeous!!! The fact that you canโ€™t see it is a matter of profound cosmic injustice!โ€ She adds, โ€œme, on the other handโ€ฆโ€

The comic, zoomed out a little to show it repeating.

The comic, zoomed out a little to show it repeating.

The comic, zoomed out further to show it repeating more

The comic, zoomed out further to show it repeating more

The comic, zoomed out even further to show it repeating itself endlessly

The comic, zoomed out even further to show it repeating itself endlessly

a quick comic about how it is sometimes

10.06.2024 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1448    ๐Ÿ” 290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Do you like sudoku

13.05.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm getting so fucking good at sudoku

12.05.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
chart with three columns: Indie, AA, AAA and seven rows: Development budget, marketing, team size, publisher, graphics and technology, target audience, development time. Each cell has a funny but also pretty much true content

chart with three columns: Indie, AA, AAA and seven rows: Development budget, marketing, team size, publisher, graphics and technology, target audience, development time. Each cell has a funny but also pretty much true content

chart drafted by a friend about the difference between indie and AA, and AAA game developers

08.05.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8497    ๐Ÿ” 3037    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

โ€œThe pope will be from Chicagoโ€ sounds like an 1880s Republicanโ€™s dire prediction for if we donโ€™t stop Irish immigration

08.05.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13427    ๐Ÿ” 2958    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
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you know we live in a twisted society when people are cheering on the success of "Sinners".

02.05.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hey guys whats up im dark woke. im kind of like the joe rogan of the left lol

25.04.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 232    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
BDSM quiz score of 100% in the category "Primal Hunter"

BDSM quiz score of 100% in the category "Primal Hunter"

Did they add dlc to the kink quiz what does this mean. This reads like a class type in a ttrpg

22.04.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guys i just got a really weird phone call does anyone know what the schedule is like for being a pope? am i gonna have to give up my tabletop rpgs and tinder hookups?

21.04.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."

Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."

14.04.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7337    ๐Ÿ” 3515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

11.09.2001 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7059    ๐Ÿ” 2848    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139

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