Dan Brennan

A scented card that fell out of Vogue magazine in 1997.

These Brewers uniforms are terrible.

Baseball remains the coolest thing.

Motherfucker there is a bridge named after your dad

Dean Cain being a Princeton alum for whom things didn't turn out as planned kind of explains everything.

At some people everyone of this type conflated "counterculture" with "widely disliked"

I once saw a person order and drink an entire pint of soy milk at an airport bar. There's no level of lounge access that provides an experience like that.

Sad, but his future showing up at the grand opening of bars in Huntington Beach that will later end up on Bar Rescue is gift-wrapped and ready to be claimed.

Love when the Mets remember how to hit

And here I thought it was Howard the Duck night.

Everyone who released a record on Level Plane records is married to a model. I don't make the rules.

Correction: I have never been to Honolulu

I have been to every one of these because I played in several mediocre hardcore bands.

Visited Princeton last weekend for the first time in a few years and it has somehow gotten even weirder.

This was actually the Guggenheim Museum for a bit in the '50s if it's the one I think it is.

I need to know how they left out Shaq but arrived at Joe Rogan.

Mistaking the custodian for Gary Apple: "EXACTLY GARY, IT'S NOT EASY TO HIT AGAINST A PITCHER WITH THAT MANY GOOD PITCHES."

RIP Ryno. Thank you for Bases Loaded 3.

Ah, my nemesis LAX-IT, we meet again.

Saw a celebrity in person today

THAT'S MY HIMBO FIRST BASEMAN

A few days back in NYC is the only way to reinvigorate my true nature as a born hater. It's like when Link visits the fairy but my heart containers are filled with thoughts of "what is this idiot doing?"

Respect to the very young person in a Youth of Today shirt I saw attending Cabaret on Broadway with their parents tonight.

I will watch this every time I see it come up. It is as good as comedy ever gets.

Gonna be in New York for a week starting tomorrow. I saw that the subway is a death sentence so budgeting 800 dollars for cabs.

Every time I read something about the Mets of the '80s I realize that Eastbound & Down was pretty understated.

The Locust actually played the show but I don't think I stayed.

I saw Song of Zarathustra at ABC No Rio once and it was basically this.

I once got food poisoning at Vanessa's Dumplings and would still rather go there than whatever this is.

Always a good day when Keith Hernandez makes a Steely Dan reference