inversely proportional

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

I'm in love Aren't u?

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

there exists a populate Asane Teto song called Mesmerizer. can someone please make a cover with her of Paralyzer by Finger Eleven. itd be really funny

Une sorte de minitel en couleur montrant une ville idéale dans la campagne. En arrière-plan, on voit quasiment la même ville dans la brume, étouffée de pollution. Il y a aussi une sorte de mélangeur Altair 8600 plein de molettes et de boutons.

Un clavier avec une petite fenêtre de calculette affichant le texte "access Center", relié à un gros cable de téléphone.

Un homme est assis à son ordinateur (dont le clavier seul semble peser 30 kilos) et il y a un élégant meuble en bois, intérieur velours vert, qui s'ouvent en plein de petits tiroirs contenant des disquettes.

Une toute petite montre-ordinateur au poignet de quelqu'un qui y insère une toute petite disquette.

J'en ai discuté aujourd'hui, et comme mon Tumblr dédié n'existe plus, j'ai envie de faire un fil Formicapunk, avec mon dossier "inspiration" qui traîne encore sur mon PC.

Les couvertures du magazine Byte, par exemple, donnent une bonne idée de ce que j'entendais par là.

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"

Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

Comic strip Panel 1 Edgar Allan Poe: Honey? Who delivered this letter? It smells like French perfume? Panel 2: Poe reading the letter. Letter: Dear Mr. Poe - I love your work! Poe: Hm. Panel 3: Jules Verne writing the letter, lying on his stomach and kicking his feet. Letter: Can you put more balloons in your stories? I think we should be friends! Panel 4: Poe, now writing on his back. Letter: Also, I drew a picture of us! Write me back, love Jules Panel 5: A drawing of Poe and Verne in a balloon. The balloon is labeled, "BROS" Panel 6: Poe looking at the letter suspiciously.

People forget the Kate Beaton comic the "Poe looking suspiciously at a letter" meme comes from is also a devastating read on Jules Verne.

there's a lot of fake companies on amazon that just dump mass produced shit under their own name, but THIS company name is a special kind of fucked up

The word "milquetoast" with a red squiggly line under it, implying a spelling error. The right-click context menu has suggested the word "toastmistress" as a substitute.

...no firefox that's definitely not what i fucking meant. huh???

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

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at college radio i found some band who sent in a cd and had Cheekface in their RIYL list. this was in like, 22

professor layton body pillow

YO WUT YO WUT HOLY. Epstein was an early CDO guy of COURSE HE WAS this guy is the Forrest Gump of destroying America

Wyzord

A train announcement board thing with the headline “What I lack in physical strength, I make up for in public hair”

We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.

love that the party popper emoji is called :tada: on discord. like so true. tada 🎉

Loot that drops after defeating me:

- cat hair
- galvanized steel
- floppy disk containing my consciousness that you need for a quest later
- 2-3 tote bags that manifest as new inventory slots
- costco membership

Unfortunately, day old chamomile-lemongrass tea, when combined with a dash of instant coffee, milk, and peppermint flavored hot cocoa, seems to take on the faint metallic tang of blood

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it

A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running

The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP

A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat

A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad