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No the pill is what the customer gets for free for making such a wonderful and original joke (:

07.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

06.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2179    πŸ” 454    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 12

if they didnt want me to vape in the airplane bathroom they would let me roll the windows down

12.02.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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so polite

30.10.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 338    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

26.04.2023 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6423    πŸ” 1340    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 48

I liked the part where you cut down a tree and carved a second tree from it

18.10.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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healing my inner child via mercy kill

03.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 881    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
Top is an empty rectangle with a jagged line in the middle. 
The left side is labeled "Frame" "F is happening!" 
The right side is labeled "Negation" "F is not true!"
Below is a large image of Kirby, a round pink blob with eyes with a small version of the Frame F shape flying into his mouth. To the right is a large pink rectangle labeled "Kirby" "K is happening, that's why they're saying F"

Top is an empty rectangle with a jagged line in the middle. The left side is labeled "Frame" "F is happening!" The right side is labeled "Negation" "F is not true!" Below is a large image of Kirby, a round pink blob with eyes with a small version of the Frame F shape flying into his mouth. To the right is a large pink rectangle labeled "Kirby" "K is happening, that's why they're saying F"

i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:

Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $

Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $

Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy

25.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 40

Her pp does all that? Maybe I need one too

25.09.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is there a 'scat' setting tho

25.09.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what we call nominative determinism

24.09.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mo Farah making an M shape with his hands over his head

Mo Farah making an M shape with his hands over his head

Do you support socialism?

84% of the US:

24.09.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The M stands for Maybe

24.09.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain immediately read this in Northernlion's voice

15.09.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi boss yeah hey look i ate real big sandwich last night and it fucked me up bad. yeah im gonna have to quit

22.09.2024 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% consistently terrible flavor

04.09.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheatβ€”beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

15.10.2023 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5227    πŸ” 1311    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 20

You can't be anti-fascist if you're transphobic. And if you're "gender critical" then you are at the very least a collaborator, if not fash yourself, because "GC" is gender fascism. It doesn't matter how left-wing you think you are.

01.09.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Report back your findings. The people have a right to know Juni

30.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand... you should try it

30.08.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best things about the internet is that you can just make shit up. It's one of the reasons I invented it

20.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Hot !!

28.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd think they'd have deleted it by now after getting their asses beat so badly

28.08.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow !!!@@

27.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gift of Patricia Phelps de Cisneros through the Latin American and Caribbean Fund in honor of Gabriel PΓ©rez-Barreiro

Gift of Patricia Phelps de Cisneros through the Latin American and Caribbean Fund in honor of Gabriel PΓ©rez-Barreiro

Rhod Rothfuss, Yellow Quadrangle, 1955 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137735

27.08.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Wait wait is that actually what they look like? On first glance I thought these were weird GenAI creations/abominations. What the fuck

25.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah fuck that long armed asshole

22.08.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miyata Saburō (1924-2013)

19.08.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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