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πŸ’°Derp Snerpleton

@f8n4tion.bsky.social

Comedy, music, culture appreciator. From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.

241 Followers  |  435 Following  |  344 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.8704

Latest posts by f8n4tion.bsky.social on Bluesky

The real question is was Domonique admonishing you or covering for you?

21.01.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this also about her brother’s swollen balls?

12.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You want an SA charge?

19.12.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering their diet and exercise regimen, do hummingbirds taste good? Follow up, how many to make a single normal sized nugget. Thinking about becoming a millionaire, want to get an evil hobby lined up.

19.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Closest to official imo

bsky.app/profile/seat...

13.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mariners app definitely says β€œdelay” but no further information.

13.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best song to ask your speaker to play to get into a good 80s summer playlist sitch?

19.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mariners fans know better 🀣

I’ll watch, but I won’t be comfortable. 😁

18.07.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only king I recognize

15.06.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bigger than a horse's? I like the sound of that.

15.06.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something fishy about this Vance Boelter story. I bet Obama used Hunter Bidens laptop to send him emails from Hilary’s private server and radicalized him. And Schumer and Pelosi knew about it and did nothing.

14.06.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most rad messiah, no question.

14.06.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. Thinking about heading to Tempe Town Lake tonight but also thinking about smoking and getting in the pool 🀣

14.06.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Kings Phoenix, huge turn out, lots of US flags, lots of music and community and collective joy and action.

14.06.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real soft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudbig fluffy soft cloudbig fluffy soft cloudbig fluffy soft cloudbig fluffy sof... They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

I knew about the birds, I did not realize the technology had gotten so good to be in butterflies now. Damn.

birdsarentreal.com Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real

14.06.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to the imminent review.

14.06.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mix-a-lot slander? In 2025? Unacceptable.

03.06.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No judgement here bruv.

03.06.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People love to hate Jordan Peterson 🀣

03.06.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a facebook grandma saying she has a very unpleasant granddaughter, taken from Reddit r/oldpeoplefacebook

Screenshot of a facebook grandma saying she has a very unpleasant granddaughter, taken from Reddit r/oldpeoplefacebook

03.06.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re going HAM on the thumbnail for your β€œwhat’s wrong with postmodernism” video on the YouTube. Now I don’t want to watch it just to see what new twists come. At least 4 revisions yeah? 🀣

03.06.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll never stop being mad terabyte doesn’t have a silent p. Do you even nerd, math dorks?

20.05.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They did something similar in The Orville, which I consider the spiritual successor. They would not leave the post scarcity tech on a developed planet because capitalism still existed.

Also I just like to evangelize shows I enjoy 😁

14.05.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Border security is an authoritarian concern. Voters who want border security want this Rube. You’re supporting this Rube. So I’m no longer supporting you.

13.05.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For real.

10.05.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should confirm a few more of his cabinet picks Mr. Sinema.

05.05.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You may win, but at what cost?

04.05.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All my curves are lumps and they’re in delightfully surprising places.

16.04.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should study this or commission a study. Not me of course…

Liked and commented and subscribed and cross posted.

16.04.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Face is way too large for this to be Charlie Kirk.

12.04.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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