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Andrew Hilbert

@ahilbert3000.bsky.social

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You are always smelling your nostrils

08.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Loud stepping: performative

06.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BASEBALL GOOD.

02.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BASEBALL IS THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS

02.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Obama was president, routine military exercises were done in Texas and the Republican party were saying it was plans to start rounding up Americans

31.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pentagon readying thousands of Guard β€˜reaction forces’ as U.S. mission widens The Defense Department’s newly established β€œquick reaction force” within the National Guard is being readied for civil unrest missions in U.S. cities.

It's the real Jade Helm

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30.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I repeat: the baseball gods are fucking gooners

28.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point game 3 and game 4 are going to overlap

28.10.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be pretty sick if the Blue Jays pitcher had something planned in LA after the game and when the coach tells him to walk Ohtani, he just pitches to him instead

28.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is the inning the abyss reveals itself

28.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The baseball gods are gooners

28.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine if you were the organist and the boss of baseball came in at the bottom of the 9th and said "do you think you can stay a little later tonight?"

28.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The players are getting sleepy

28.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohtani is not of this world

28.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my son wrote this song. it's called happy meal happy meal ready to die
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert my son wrote this song. it's called happy meal happy meal ready to die

My son wrote this song called "happy meal happy meal, ready to die." youtube.com/shorts/7pDGp...

25.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
to do list
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert to do list

Let's read a #comic to do list youtube.com/shorts/hc0eh...

25.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
let's read a comic I must get up
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert let's read a comic I must get up

Let's read a #comic youtube.com/shorts/Bojff...

24.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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7:30PM 10/30 WE CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF DRACULA MUSIC BLACK IPA. SCARY STORIES BY @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social @kaijupoet.bsky.social @michaellouisdixon.bsky.social @ryanb4890.bsky.social and JM STRIKER! COSTUME CONTEST! PRIZES! DRACULA! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! dice.fm/event/yogl32...

24.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
$67 for a shirt, that's why I'm shirtless
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert $67 for a shirt, that's why I'm shirtless

State of the economy in a shirt sale and theft youtube.com/shorts/k8C17...

21.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like having a few big companies control everything was a bad idea!

20.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like witnessing the greatest baseball performance ever just a few nights ago with Shohei Ohtani, I feel like I'm living in the best time to be able to witness this skeet.

19.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow at radio! link.dice.fm/O9ce4a65491d

18.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If AI is so great why does Gboard always autocorrect my last name to Gilbert

16.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like they will actually burn it down at this point

15.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, we have fun at ha ha storytime @miguelmyers.bsky.social @leswrite.bsky.social

15.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ha ha storytime I shaved for this
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert ha ha storytime I shaved for this

Ha ha storytime tomorrow

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13.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
let's read a comic Dreamcast two
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert let's read a comic Dreamcast two

Let's read a comic! Dreamcast two, sex dreams! youtube.com/shorts/Ab8Vi...

08.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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youtube.com/shorts/sNHlO...

ScareWaves at Radio South 10/19 hosted by @miguelmyers.bsky.social

08.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who suffers IBS, I too think pritzker should be in jail for not letting ICE eat deep dish and take a shit

08.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Patreon is half off in October but you can be a free member too because every comic becomes public the day after posting it. Consider joining! Join the postcard club before October 24 to get a creepy doodle postcard in the mail with a disturbingly scrawled haiku. Dreamcasttwo.com

07.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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