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Last night's Ha! Ha! Storytime! youtube.com/live/CFvQ2q6...
13.08.2025 19:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2The curious case of the double u in the word vacuum and what it could've been youtube.com/shorts/JCkjA...
11.08.2025 11:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what it sounds like is a banger
10.08.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When conforto gets hit by pitch, I have to restrain myself from saying, "ouch, that's unconfortoble."
fuck
Are gold bond and lotion mutually exclusive youtube.com/shorts/sUW5i...
08.08.2025 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder
07.08.2025 21:22 β π 1321 π 315 π¬ 12 π 2A.I. can't massage itself until completion on top of its own poop in a toilet before it flushes to save water for the environment
07.08.2025 08:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This will be fun
07.08.2025 08:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2Buy a book, buy a comic!
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I love "writers finish this sentence" TikTok
05.08.2025 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get a sponge... We're salting floors youtube.com/shorts/2a7gn...
05.08.2025 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0illinois gov. JB pritzker responds to ken paxton's threat to arrest TX democrats who fled the state: "they're here in illinois. we're going to do everything we can to protect every single one of them."
04.08.2025 02:35 β π 3964 π 781 π¬ 83 π 222One more till 200 subs on YouTube. Get me over that hump! youtube.com/shorts/o4KVi...
01.08.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Space prison #2
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01.08.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good feeling
30.07.2025 15:37 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Nick caved
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28.07.2025 18:53 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Real Feel temperature is a lie
27.07.2025 23:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Join the postcard club and get some custom art every month patreon.com/dreamcast2
26.07.2025 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of this fucking shit has existed for decades
26.07.2025 23:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Godzilla is a wizard and a dinosaur - my daughter
26.07.2025 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just read Say Uncle by @ryanb4890.bsky.social and it's great
You should buy it
You should also buy xcrmntmntn by yours truly
-a poem
Sometimes when I need to relieve stress I play Helsinki Lambda Club songs on shuffle and zone out
25.07.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs bizarre that the last entry on Ozzyβs filmography is a movie I wrote. He voiced a very small but essential role in WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING and I am forever baffled that he agreed to do it.
24.07.2025 00:26 β π 83 π 12 π¬ 2 π 2Oh you like to flush? Toilets or niacin?
23.07.2025 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The discomfort of a toilet facing mirror youtube.com/shorts/vqcdj...
22.07.2025 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm an Alaska Airlines survivor. Ask me anything
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