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@witzkers.bsky.social

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Mr. Sugar Penis erasure…

06.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But this guy’s fiery, they say he’s a real pistil

06.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me after every Padres game this year

06.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We always hear about camels spitting, maybe they'd like a chew?

06.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Half-heartedly patting a volunteer on the butt…

04.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was a banh mi the bread could be crusty and sharp

04.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I deserve all the blocks I got for this. Real shitty thing to say

02.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know anything about that, but it's not the fact that my least favorite THINGS keep winning everything, so yes.

02.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead we get people using an RV to tow a jeep

01.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really like using the accent lighting on the mech legs as the speech animation. That was a fun choice!

01.11.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is truly outrageous

01.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird Japanese Kit Kats?

01.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unkillable

31.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he’s thriving

31.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So basically Madballs?

31.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Written with rocks and sticks

31.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He needs to hurry up and get Robin Ventura to the Vatican

29.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you schedule a work meeting for an hour and it goes longer you should be fired

29.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a way to make children comfortable using an adult’s first name. This is all so fucking stupid

28.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always assume he’s just searching the internet for people to be talking about him

28.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So basically the Dodgers have to score this inning to win

28.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll never believe it but they’ve been playing baseball since before the KFC Double Down

28.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What was that mound visit? β€œHear me out. What if I just groove a fastball straight to the exact center of the strike zone?” β€œYeah, that’s what I was coming out to suggest, let’s do it.”

28.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe they left that up as the chyron

28.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it when a nostalgia act is willing to just play the hits

27.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a great shade of yellow and a hideous jersey

27.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cletus Snow’s dog

25.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fly a starship…

25.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heist economics expert

24.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/W1zYNrsx9Pw?...

23.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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