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Roflmoaqwerty

@real.rofl.cool

Aussie shitposter extraordinaire

29 Followers  |  63 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.7216

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concwave

05.05.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hawk two-up

26.04.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in a sec guys, gotta pray to St Francis to ask him to break up that annoying e-couple on discord

30.03.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, this might just be Mandela effect, but does anyone remember the sun having a little baby face inside it???

16.03.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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lmao I got deepseek to say bad things about china by having it respond in caesar cipher to avoid the censors :)

31.01.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

about 42 theses too short

27.01.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

talked tuah bout crypto

23.01.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro has been taking the dookie dookie opium runtz

16.01.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

isometric excercise

18.12.2024 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't advertise this or u might get luigi'd

12.12.2024 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@historyofthesecondworldwar.com I don't know if you still maintain it, but there is a broken episode of history of the great war on your rss feed. Verdun pt. 2 is only 12 mins long and seems to start halfway through.

02.12.2024 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

banger skeet

21.11.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You expecting me to believe that a crab ran that goon?

19.11.2024 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want my bottle of Wine Zachary

12.11.2024 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

winton overwash

21.10.2024 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for sale
baby shoe event
fucking open to everyone >:(

06.02.2024 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately due to low vacancy rates and availability, the baby shoes at my baby shoe stall have now all been worn once

10.11.2023 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No person has died as a result of Tesla FSD.

First our early alphas, to minimize risk to healthy pedestrians, we chose terminal pedestrians to crash in to (close to death already)

11.09.2023 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pronouns this, pronouns that,, how about you pronouns Hyperbole (n. exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally) (6 points)

06.09.2023 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no. 5

06.09.2023 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The realest version of yourself is the 3-4 seconds after you get in your car alone

01.09.2023 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The invisible hand of the market needs a fidget toy or something to play with so it can stop fucking me

28.08.2023 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bisky fead

23.08.2023 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

young people of today dont know how to quilt noisily

23.08.2023 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

quiet quilting

23.08.2023 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gay obama?

22.08.2023 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

patchers

18.08.2023 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why everyone talking about ground meat, but no one talking about air meat?

15.08.2023 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they call it that because you ove' her watch

15.08.2023 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she cust on my mer till I sit (izen)

04.08.2023 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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