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21 Followers  |  58 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.5255

Latest posts by eli-ioo.bsky.social on Bluesky

every single chelsea player is going to get a handshake from donald trump

08.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I allowed say this was Screen Rot

08.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out Pistol Callous

08.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst City team for a decade and they're getting a free FA Cup hahaha

02.03.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Can say whatever you about footballers because none of them are on here

14.02.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're asking the 7th question at a meeting it's not that fucking important to hold up hundreds of people

14.02.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anecdotes like this it's all happening on bluesky baby

13.02.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun when you think a podcast might be good and you go to its page and find you listened to an episode for 5 minutes and stopped hahaha

13.02.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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yup

13.02.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11511    πŸ” 1076    πŸ’¬ 347    πŸ“Œ 104

People who hate working from home severely underestimate the amount of dicking around that happens in the office, for example this post

12.02.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No more "SeandoLFC" "cagiago" "Mod" interaction baits

11.02.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Set a maximum timer for twitter which will hopefully slightly improve my mental health and reduce the apps revenue by 0.00000001%

11.02.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yanks and Saudis be damned Birmingham Newcastle is NUTS

08.02.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth nuke

23.01.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Justin Kluivert's second Premier League hattrick of the season"

18.01.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also: films are rubbish

18.01.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Could've been top at Christmas and we're going 8th next week

18.01.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maresca when we desperately need a sub

26.12.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smellingham's head is on Mars

27.11.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Modric in attacking positions

27.11.2024 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoooooooo remembers Mastodon

25.11.2024 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sure he is!

24.11.2024 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing worse than seeing some reprobate on here that you thought you'd left behind on twitter

23.11.2024 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

English referees still crap on bluesky

23.11.2024 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicolas Jackson you have beyond saved my life

23.11.2024 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leicester City #youfearforthem

23.11.2024 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i haven't smoked a cigarette or attended church in a long time but man, if the opportunity presented itself and the coast looked clear enough i would absolutely love to smoke in church

22.11.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 904    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

Graham Potter still unemployed, something to hold on to in these uncertain times

21.11.2024 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I withdraw my consent to be governed by any corrupt, compromised, belligerent, criminal parliament or government. I will not comply.

19.11.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

calling it blooski

18.11.2024 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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