Ben Stephens

I know the NYT headline writers aren’t allowed to use the word “shitshow” but they could have gotten closer than this.

“Noem and influencers” Ugh.

“We’re going to take care of our people.”

This empty little gangster.

I would like every heterosexual member of the Supreme Court to tell me how much therapy and torture it would take for them to become gay.

Are you in a “leftist group”?

You’ll find out the answer to that question when the heavy-knuckled knock at the door comes.

The Overton Window has now shifted to a point where “My political opponents are radical terrorists in league with Satan” is something a sitting president can say with an absolute straight face and no fear of consequences.

Trump certainly puts the “pedo” in “torpedoing the American economy for absolutely no reason.”

The one tiny upside of all this shit is that it will keep terrified redhats away from our awesome city.

The one tiny upside of all this shit is that it will keep terrified redhats away from our awesome city.

Riyadh really feels like a generational moment – like, a line has now been drawn with Riyadh comics on one side of it and non-Riyadh comics on the other side.

The Overton Window has now shifted to a point where “My political opponents are radical terrorists in league with Satan” is something a sitting president can say with an absolute straight face and no fear of consequences.

Trump certainly puts the “pedo” in “torpedoing the American economy for absolutely no reason.”

Hey “Black people in Chicago” — curious to know if you agree with Stephen Miller’s characterization of your feelings about what’s going on. Sound off in the replies.

Distance yourselves all you like — the rest of us remember exactly what you did, and know exactly who you are.

We all saw this coming, and you should have too. It’s not like any of it was hidden in any way.

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

Hey “Black people in Chicago” — curious to know if you agree with Stephen Miller’s characterization of your feelings about what’s going on. Sound off in the replies.

Just daily torpedoing the US Economy and signing his every announcement like a building manager grumpily reminding tenants not to use the freight elevator after 9pm.

The Overton Window has now shifted to a point where “My political opponents are radical terrorists in league with Satan” is something a sitting president can say with an absolute straight face and no fear of consequences.

Oh hey I thought political language inciting violence was bad?

About bloody time. #Fall

Bloody Sunday is very good. I mean, Greengrass is extremely good at the thing he does.

Bourne aside, it’s pretty much all he’s done. This would be his sixth time.

It’s a phase he’s been in for quite a while,

50 legal experts weigh in.

Question to my fellow straight people: how much counseling could get you to change to being gay?

If Biden had said anything close to this he would have been dragged and questioned endlessly until finally issuing an apology.

With Trump it barely registers because he said it just after taking a big dump on stage and just before eating it with a dessert spoon.

Oh hey I thought political language inciting violence was bad?

My personal view is that what makes a place a “War Zone” is the presence of the military.