Dr Matt Winfield

I loved the postman books and my son loves each peach pear plum and funny bones. We have a book-themed scarecrow fest in the village each year in Sept. Got to start thinking of a suitable homage!

Because they pew'ed in the Chancel

Now Maisie is 3 months old I'm starting to get some free time. This evening that involved watching 3 hours of American Civil War docs whilst barely blinking. Forgot I haven't eaten since this morning. Rinse and repeat tomorrow.

YouTube video by evilpenguin219 How to speak Nottingham by Rik Mayall

This has always been the example I use...

youtu.be/wJqOwyA9iqY?...

UK's smallest city and UK's biggest town should have a playoff each season with city-status for the winner.

Only the ones with severe water damage.

a man in a green and blue jacket stands next to another man ALT: a man in a green and blue jacket stands next to another man

The physical in question

Why did I read this as though it was the opening of Romeo and Juliet?

I spotted a loose trend in 1700s Derby poor law where they moved from cash handouts to everyone called into the workhouse or receiving clothing made by those in the workhouse (post-1750ish).

Apoplexy, rising of the lights, schism of the bowel, and vapours are the only true afflictions. Everything else is modern wokeness

I assume my toddler's "no poop" means "I want no poop in me, send help"

Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ will return in Avengers Secret Wars

Yeah that's better

Adaubable

I heard a crow sigh because the puzzle he was finishing for a watching crowd got stuck and he couldn't finish it.

"Wasp on a Fidget Spinner"

Did they sue for pirates of the Caribbean sounding very similar to Holst's Jig too?

We have a little girl due in a few months so we've been using the line "Moana has a sister and you'll have a sister" on our toddler...hope the storyline justifies that approach!

He just needed to agree to repeat royalties in his Hey Dugee contract and he'd have no worries

Romans had it right. Every military base was identical so soldiers could settle in immediately after a long march. Little Tesco's should be the same.

That's just the Sunday night fever talking

Derby had pubs called Star and Garter and Seven Stars though with no such reputation as far as I know. The star and garter was across the road from the judges lodgings and the county court. Can't decide if that would make it more or less likely to host such activities. Might be a niche symbol though

Is this a random joke or are you aware there is actual current controversy over a judicial decision at a local brass band competition?

My only IQ story is that I took a test on a Friday, played football on Sunday where I got kicked in the head, then retook the same test on the Monday and had lost two points. I've always assumed my IQ never recovered.