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was that crop of his face done using MS paint

05.11.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever someone likes Hamilton, especially someone otherwise sensible, it convinces me that there must be something in the water supply. How else could someone be hypnotised into thinking lyrics like "Yo, I'm just like my country, young scrappy and hungry" are good

02.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need 13 pages on LPTJ on determine the answer

16.08.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The more I hear about this guy the less I care for him

20.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a friend of mine, shame that what she was saying was inaudible which was apparently "Vote for me, I'll put your tenants in an aquarium and make them fight for sport"

15.07.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Required viewing: Why is Adolescence being screened in schools? - Overland literary journal No art can be reduced to one reading that justifies calling it necessary β€” as if it was a pack of rations to take on a forced march β€” and it’s a fool’s errand to shove a TV show at teenagers in the ho...

β€œWhere does this tendency come from β€” to treat artists as social workers or carers whose obligation is to guide us towards better decisions?”

Ari Wilson on the campaign to screen ADOLESCENCE in UK schools and the labelling of art products as β€œrequired viewing”.

30.05.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Middle school love was excruciating. Crushes struck me at the oddest times.

Jeff’s hair fell across his forehead and obscured his eyes in Social Studies.

My cheeks flushed with adoration.

Cody was the last one to finish the 50 yard dash.

I felt a welling of compassion and was enchanted with him.

Mark charmed the teachers and was an asshole to the rest of us.

Sign me up! I’ll carry a torch for him!

Middle school love was excruciating. Crushes struck me at the oddest times. Jeff’s hair fell across his forehead and obscured his eyes in Social Studies. My cheeks flushed with adoration. Cody was the last one to finish the 50 yard dash. I felt a welling of compassion and was enchanted with him. Mark charmed the teachers and was an asshole to the rest of us. Sign me up! I’ll carry a torch for him!

Would you guess this was from a recipe for rosewater meringues

04.08.2023 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Massive turnout from the massively cool community in Kāpiti last night. We reckon that there were about 180+ people protesting against racist, pro-apartheid preacher/real estate agent Julian Batchelor and his hate tour.

18.07.2023 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

not quite the same but this is a good graph for me to wave at people in NZ whenever they talk about how we need to build more houses to make rents go down

18.07.2023 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just the experience of reading No One Is Talking About This

03.07.2023 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no it still works, they've just put a limit on how many posts you can do and tweets you can read per day. I think it's cos Elon didn't pay his bills to Google Cloud, which among other things also filters out CSA and gore from people's feeds

02.07.2023 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today me, my partner and two friends were bitching about a leftist group, and one said we should own them by giving them a pamphlet from their group on the Waihi strike of 1913 and everyone laughed. I love them all but that conversation effectively subtracts one instance of each of us having had sex

30.06.2023 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest cultural mistake of the past 20 years was letting people reclaim the word 'nerd' as a term of pride, self-congratulation disguised as self-deprecation. Crossing their knees with a bashful "tee hee" only to say they watched all 63 Marvel films. Better harvest their organs pronto

30.06.2023 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to move into the world of body horror on here in a way I could never manage on Twitter, how does one do it? Perhaps I have to start at Twitter c. 2008 and post about what I had for lunch until my mind becomes fused with the site and I can graduate to "egg chat is going off frfr" for 10k likes

30.06.2023 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Constantly thinking on sites like this about someone's art of posting as body horror and lurking as cosmic horror

30.06.2023 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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