John Poulos

THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY

THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY

Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago

Not enough of these guys fear primaries.

Chuck Schumer voted for Andrew Cuomo, of course he's not on our side. He's with the 854,000 soulless racist ghouls who voted for the murderer.

Expel Schumer, Expel John Fetterman.

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

How are you not embarrassed? Sad, dude.

They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

Afraid of ads. 🙄

Good news everybody!

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Remember: Elon Musk saw a man distributing child sexual abuse material on Twitter, and insisted that the team restore that man's account on the service, and begin *paying that person to be on the service*. The person who distributed the abuse material is still on there, and Musk follows him.

Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “likely to clear 50%”

First of all, yes I'm a little high, but this actually happened.

Second, yes I did type go away. Because I didn't ask for it.

Third, I know it's ATARI you asshole

Mothereffing AI on my phone just popped up randomly. Misheard something I said for "hey Google" maybe, then SPOILED THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE I was working on at the time!

It actually said "it looks like you accidentally typed 'go away'. I see you're working a crossword puzzle. 1 Down is ATARI"

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Hakeem Jeffries, with his David Cassidy eyes, is simply unsuited for his position. Bring back Jo-Anne Fabrics. He’d be so comfortable and confident amongst the colorful ribbon and soft yarn. He’s not meant for DC. He’s gentle, and lethargic and risk averse. He’d be everyone’s favorite shift leader.

this can be the year you decide to not share holidays with nazis and pedophiles just bc y'all share blood.

what are you excusing with your presence in order to 'keep the peace'?

And you thought the January 6 speech was an incitement to violence...

We need regulation on unlicensed therapy bots like yesterday.

If ICE agents begins harassing voters on the way to vote on Tuesday, we need local prosecutors to charge the ICE officers with state law crimes. We need to send a message for 2026 that they will be swiftly arrested.

Lorne Michaels needs to step down. This season. Yeesh.

So sick of the "distraction" thing. There are more important things happening right now, sure, but Trump did this thing, and it matters. We can talk about all the things he does. Stop telling me to ignore them.

Is this your Slay Kween

I was cursing him out for playing when he could barely swing a bat last night, then he said "eff you in particular, John". 🤣

is the baseball still stuck in the wall

One of the best postseasons in memory deserves a WS Game 7.

Or tell him to manage his "equipment".

Can someone please have a chat with Alejandro Kirk's equipment manager?

Halloween in NYC is the best night of the year