John Poulos

I've noticed there's a male figure skater doing backflips out there. Since when is that cool? Asking for Surya Bonaly. ⛸️

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

Has anyone done a study of his punctuation and capitalization? Forget the Donroe Doctrine, someone put together Shrunk & White.

Let's make celebs you used to admire look weird and uncanny because feeling physically queasy makes me want donuts.

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

Bah. I'm surprised they didn't think it was weed.

Didn't Logan work with Bunny in WWE? He wants no heat.

The land costs a fortune and the neighborhood is loud.

Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.

If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Nothing about this performance will keep maga heads from exploding. Love that.

The handheld camera is killing me

Who decided uncanny valley sells? It literally made me queasy.

Can't touch Kendrick.

Does anyone else prefer normal, boring commercials to the weird Superbowl ones?

DON'T TALK TO ME TILL I'VE HAD MY FERMENTS

ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.

ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say www.pressherald.com/2026/02/07/i...

Scariest part is the wig tbh

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Definitely took some dramatic twists there.

Toddler hospitalized with respiratory failure was returned to ICE detention and denied prescribed medication, lawsuit says The 18-month-old was sent back to a South Texas facility after days in intensive care with severe respiratory distress, according to a federal lawsuit.

There's so much evil going on in these camps that we're not aware of. Prison for all of these fuckers.

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AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.

Turns out I never needed the Muppet Show more.

YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take Mark Kermode reviews Melania

"It's horrible....I've seen A Serbian Film. I've seen Cannibal Holocaust. I have never felt this depressed in my life in the cinema."

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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Prime candidate to go full Howard Hughes.

Naah, I want them on trial.

We're done, Chuck. All done. Tear it down.

It’s important to realize that the subtext of Trump freaking out at Kaitlan Collins when she asks him what he’d say to the Epstein survivors is that she may in practice be asking what he’d say to the *Trump* survivors, and they both know that. A well worded question