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@uublog.bsky.social

Official blogger for the Universal Unitarian Church, or something or other. just like the good old days. for all the shit that Twitter made unnecessarily difficult.

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phillies should always wear the powder blues imo

09.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

me: what if I just choose not to have/share awful fucking opinions about sports

also me: but what if I have/share those awful opinions on purpose

let's find out

09.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess if being able to speak openly about being out in a country that criminalizes homosexuality allowed someone in the audience to feel represented for the first time they probably shouldn't be dismissed completely

08.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she and zarna were definitely the two that seemed the most out of place to me, too. a lot of the lineup was people already with questionable moral character so doing this wasn't all that surprising (Burr, Louis, Ross, Carr, Schultz especially, etc.)

08.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow this is like exactly what you were talking about on the podcast. I hereby un-suspend my request for her to be a guest (maybe she'll even be willing to talk about the experience)

08.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never hated a guy I had previously never heard of before quicker than this

08.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas Alt: the gif of Ned Flanders' mom saying "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"
11.09.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit dude

24.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote Tweet: Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell Earth Society President (@uublog)
I know Chris uses fire as a joke/threat a lot but I'm genuinely concerned that he might actually do it one time. And then I'm even more concerned because I heard that when there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire, and that seems worse.

OP: Absolutely Hammered (@ah_pod) β€’ 13 Aug 23
I'm going to set my apartment on fire.
[gif of Alec Bohm striking out looking on a pitch way inside and reacting angrily]

Quote Tweet: Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell Earth Society President (@uublog) I know Chris uses fire as a joke/threat a lot but I'm genuinely concerned that he might actually do it one time. And then I'm even more concerned because I heard that when there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire, and that seems worse. OP: Absolutely Hammered (@ah_pod) β€’ 13 Aug 23 I'm going to set my apartment on fire. [gif of Alec Bohm striking out looking on a pitch way inside and reacting angrily]

I spied the Set Yourself on Fire record (I've started listening to a lot of Stars the past couple years) when @phillies-therapy.com was on twitch last month and it reminded me of this perfect joke that @ahpod.bsky.social, and also everyone else, definitely did not understand

10.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cptowers.bsky.social also I am in absolute awe of that list, and I will definitely not spend all my idle thoughts for the next several days trying to make my own version, nope, not at all

10.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

which song caused the bigger reaction, Coney Island or The Alcott?

10.07.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But she's not leaving the site, just the company. If you read her statement, you'd know that she is still very much a supporter.

10.07.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot dog!

10.07.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jaysonst.bsky.social Here's a Weird & Wild tip/request: Scott Alexander's last four appearances have all come against the Phillies -- for two different teams! Two with the Rockies in May and twice this week with the Giants. He allowed 3 doubles, 3 homers, and a single in 4 innings in those games

10.07.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They must have promised that they wouldn't tell no one his name

28.06.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God fucking damn I love boyhood so much

26.06.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: if you have the first pick in a draft you should have to make it immediately. I mean today especially, but having so much time and still being on the clock for five minutes is just insane. Complete waste of everyone's time.

26.06.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always make love to my tonic and gin after I suck on my chili dog. I think I might have a problem.

15.06.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly, Kevin, how are you too stupid to realize that we both hate fascism? The difference between us is that I think it can be defeated by fighting back, and you think it can be defeated by giving it what it wants or winning over the "misguided Republican" vote that has never, ever existed.

08.06.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Democratic base is simply incapable of self-reflection. Heartbreaking.

I seriously hope you don't get left behind when the party is rebuilt from the ground up by the people who actually care enough to enact real, meaningful change in this country, rather than capitulating to The New KKK.

08.06.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely what the fuck are you talking about you stupid bitch

08.06.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I suppose I should give this idiot the benefit of the doubt: perhaps he is simply willing to throw one of those endangered communities under the bus in order to gain the appearance of power that will then not be used to support any endangered communities. Because that would be better, right?

08.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats, for reasons that are beyond my understanding, seem unwilling to support the entire LGBTQ+ community and/or Palestinian civilians being genocided at will by a fascist Israeli government.

We wonder why this party fails to defeat fascism at home: it's because they promote fascism abroad.

08.06.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, I forgot to mention that the official Universal Unitarian Church's position also includes that you, Kevin, personally, are extremely stupid. Hope this helps.

08.06.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big Fan (2009) ⭐ 6.6 | Comedy, Crime, Drama 1h 28m | R

I always get that mixed up with this one: www.imdb.com/title/tt1228...

08.06.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Universal Unitarian Church's official position is as follows: if you're not willing to defend the rights of both the entire LGBTQ+ population (transgender- inclusive) *and also* Palestinian citizens being slaughtered by a corrupt genocidal Israeli government, you're a bad candidate.

08.06.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Clearly not, because he has better beliefs

08.06.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"THE DSA IS A HATE GROUP" lmfao fuck all the way off forever

08.06.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. In that case, yes, I am the official blogger for the Universal Unitarian Church. My favorite of the seven Principles and Purposes is, obviously, justice, equity, and compassion in human relations.

08.06.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

fuck the state of Utah, and fuck all of the educational institutions located there though

08.06.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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