Since when does the DoD have a “tight budget”

Step 1: get meat out of package
Step 2: wash hands
Step 3: cut meat
Step 4: wash hands and get down a bowl that you forgot earlier
Step 5: put meat in bowl
Step 6: wash hands
Step 7: wash knife and cutting board
Step 8: wash hands

My hands are so dry. 😭

Please I need to know if the occupancy is 30-50

Sure, let’s give guns to a bunch of dudes with CTE. That sounds smart.

Maniac’s ego?

I am a Very Online Person who is pretty familiar with Weiss and her “work” and even I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.

If this happens, it’ll be fun watching Mike Johnson try to square “This was the Democrats’ fault!” and “We could have ended this without the Democrats at literally any time.”

Yes, there is.

This has got to be AI, right? …Right?

Maybe they use him to intentionally lose money for tax purposes. Hollywood accounting, and all….

Yeah, because cops literally never do anything half-baked.

Grok should we invade Venezuela?

(I think I got this quote a bit wrong, now that I think about it. I believe it’s “almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.”)

I’ve also always appreciated the drink that was “almost, but not entirely, completely unlike tea.”

Microplastics are taking over billionaires’ brains too, Michael.

Not sure I would consider reading this all day “resting,” per se….

Agreed on the wider but but a good smashburger hanging over the edges of its brioche bun?? Directly into my veins, please.

Cabbage sautéed in butter until it’s a little browned with just salt and pepper is such a simple joy of a side.

I mean…they were cops, period. 🤷🏻‍♂️

What dispute?

Sure, but “a bit of strife” is a far cry from “hundreds of years of war,” no?

Isn’t that all democratic think tanks?

Seems a bit of a stretch to me to say the printing pressed “caused centuries of war” in Europe. Could you say more about it?

Convinced he wrote this entire book because he thought up the phrase “midwestern Golgotha” and this was the most concise way he could fit it into something.

Every time an AI company gets sued, an angel gets its wings.