@kielbasanova.bsky.social
Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. ππ» latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova
Been there, bro.
28.02.2026 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My husband said he let his phone get down to 32% battery today and my chest fluttered with anxiety.
28.02.2026 03:52 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Comedy is the Alka-Seltzer for life's emotional hangover.
26.02.2026 16:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Especially if it's missing a front leg.
26.02.2026 08:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Friend: I need advice
Me: *choking on my own spit* Iβm here for you
Pee-wee walking by the snake cage in the pet store that's on fire with disdain because he doesn't like snakes.
Haven't filed taxes yet and keep walking by our w-2s and 1099s like...
25.02.2026 06:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So sorry for your, and the Carradine family's, loss πβ€οΈ
24.02.2026 21:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β€οΈβπ¦π₯
24.02.2026 18:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This isnβt the life Godzilla wanted for me
24.02.2026 15:05 β π 178 π 65 π¬ 4 π 0The best people in your life are the ones who still love you when you're feeling unhinged.
24.02.2026 05:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Smelling salts but for my soul
24.02.2026 00:45 β π 80 π 25 π¬ 2 π 0thigh highs, but theyβre compression socks
23.02.2026 20:44 β π 111 π 41 π¬ 8 π 1[David Essex voice]
πΆ Tween, teen, baby queen,
Trafficking done by Trump Epstein
Creepiest shit that we've ever seen.
Guillotine...
I'm not trying to cosplay The Incredibles villain.
22.02.2026 17:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Up at 4 am chewing Tums, because I can't eat delicious tacos without consequences.
22.02.2026 12:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My husband's coin trick is pretty good but his best card trick made my family think he was "in with the devil". True story.
22.02.2026 04:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It feels like someone has my nerves in a jar and theyβre shaking it how are you doing
22.02.2026 03:06 β π 82 π 23 π¬ 8 π 0Grimly determined to be hopeful simply to enrage the haters
22.02.2026 03:09 β π 80 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0
Weirdumentary book by Gary D. Rhodes. It's about 1970s documentaries regarding aliens, cryptids, prophecies, monsters, mysteries, etc.
Calling this book the widowmaker because I'm about to bore my husband to death talking about it.
22.02.2026 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had a brain fart this morning and it's turned into cranial diarrhea.
21.02.2026 23:42 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Let's go to Manteca!", no one says excitedly.
21.02.2026 16:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My soul needs a month off from work and everything.
20.02.2026 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I have to use up all my words at work and I have none left for here
20.02.2026 18:45 β π 26 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0*types out a reply*
*rewords the reply for clarity*
*checks for typos*
*nods to self*
*deletes reply and moves on*
Guaranteed if I was a kid right now my Mom would be beating my ass with a paddle that she named Board of Peace.
20.02.2026 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ex-Prince Andrew on his way to jail.
Willem Dafoe as Count Orlok in Shadow of the Vampire.
Andrew is no longer a Prince but he does look like a Count.
19.02.2026 20:58 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Aim Higher!
18.02.2026 21:40 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day, Bane and Thanos seem more and more reasonable.
17.02.2026 23:24 β π 85 π 16 π¬ 6 π 2Sorry to get radical but I donβt think itβs my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I donβt like any part of it, so I wonβt. Iβm missing out? Good, thatβs what I want. Youβre worried about me missing out? Thatβs fuckin weird, man.
18.02.2026 05:13 β π 12451 π 3351 π¬ 69 π 147
