good tweets alex

this thing on here of people responding to arguments about legality/illegality of an action with nihilistic declarations that it doesn’t matter is infuriating and i share josh’s frustration with it

It's increasingly obvious (on TikTok especially) that a lot of people think they are organizing progressive movements on social media when in fact they are essentially hellbanned—it's just a big enough hell that you think you're making a difference.

How do I register for that? Probably too late anyway.

Hello my lovely 500 followers that I've done nothing to earn. Who's list am I on? Why are you all following me?

"wells for boys" was pivotal for me

who's the hottest a person has ever been on film and if you have an answer other than jude law in talented mr ripley you're probably wrong

i'm gonna skeet a little bit because liz told me to and threads SUCKS

it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you

Being a silly goose? Oh you mean delusions of gander?

nightmares are so embarrassing like i am literally making up a guy and getting scared of him

Feels like this is a safe space to share that I am viscerally disgusted by that song that replaces Eiffel 65's Blue with "I'm good"

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i wish i could stamp “there are only four meaningfully competitive states for presidential elections” onto the foreheads of everyone who insists that the electoral college makes sure “all voices are heard”

best part of being without sin? casting the first stone. easily

bluesky developer: Just sent 10,000 invites to a memelord keep the vibes lit af!

46 year old replyguy: Oh sweet summer child, the hellthread discourse is serving cunt like a mf. And that's that on that, periodt.

I’m fine with limited moderation on here as long as it only allows for the type of rule breaking stuff that the people I like do and not if it allows for the type that the people I don’t like do

Jenny, ALL the stars are here. Zach... Silberberg. Cal... Gif? Deep! Fates! ALL THE stars are here! We're on the computer!

Finally, a social platform for the cool kids from junior high who worked to exclude the nerds from cool kid events, plus the losers who joined in to gain cred.

Mastodon ass Post

Looking for 40,000 of my closest friends

goodskeetsalex

this app seems cool but i do wish jack would stop replying to my posts to brag about his jet ski

Absolutely no one better invite occupy democrats

Who keeps following me on here. Who are all you people

This won't really replace Twitter until someone is like "I like coffee" and then 1000 people scream at them that not all of us can enjoy hot drinks

debating switching my bluesky handle to my personal domain... community norms still evolving on this question...

bluesky is a great place to find Quick Bites of content

this is so us