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THANK YOU

Holy shit would I love to play this

🎶 Out by the West Texas town of El Paso
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶

Fantastic news!

I really don't like that our evil overlords are this stupid. Undignified.

Nice Chixulub reference. I approve

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

Hey y'all.

A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.

Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

Thank you. I had no idea this was even an option

discord: please verify your age

me: *lets out a sigh that seems to crawl out of my lungs rather than be exhaled, dense with fatigue, disappointment, so profoundly Gen X it practically hums with the ghosts of mixtapes, dial-up modems, and being told to “just deal with it”*

discord: age verified

(After meeting a number of big-L Libertarians, I noticed pretty quickly that many in the party emphasized the "Me" in "Don't Tread on Me", rather than generalizing it.

It was a bit sad, TBH, that so many people who advocate for maximum freedom are only interested in their own.)

Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock sounds like a perfect 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘶 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘭 matchup.

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me?

De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian

De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that?

Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!

@reantaramian.bsky.social just pointed out that Green Day is the only band ever to play both the Super Bowl AND 924 Gilman

I don’t mind any of these celebrities but Super Bowl commercials exist solely for people who put “fluent in sarcasm” in their bio

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.

Snuggles get your head in the f game

Still image from the Super Bowl halftime show of Bad Bunny looking serious, talking directly to the camera, pointing at us.

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

Again it is world defining ironic that people took a slim majority win a low turn out election as a culture-changing moritoruma that America Is Like This Now only for everyone up to and including the Super Bowl to go no

the thing is bad bunny doesn’t even need to do a big protest or whatever, by simply singing his songs exactly how they are he is going to absolutely destroy the worst people’s brains lol

It's the Norman Rockwell guy standing up meme. He looks a little like a beardless Abe Lincoln

I think he's a good bunny

It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people

I hope baby Yoda perishes in that movie.

Not a noble end either, like he tries to eat a space battery and it explodes.