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Someone lie to me and tell me it will be alright.

01.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today's vibes are unpleasant.

30.09.2025 14:55 — 👍 40 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

Anxious AF.

30.09.2025 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is today that democracy falls?

30.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t we just have one day where everything isn’t stupid

23.09.2025 12:22 — 👍 458 🔁 70 💬 32 📌 1

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@rowdyscoundrel.bsky.social

28.09.2025 13:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss worrying about things that were never going to happen

26.09.2025 15:10 — 👍 400 🔁 47 💬 8 📌 1

What did I miss today? Has the US completely crumbled?

25.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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19.09.2025 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have an impending sense of doom.

18.09.2025 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

18.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 34 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

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@coffeestat.bsky.social

18.09.2025 12:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

18.09.2025 03:04 — 👍 32180 🔁 8664 💬 678 📌 434

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

18.07.2025 15:39 — 👍 74094 🔁 18982 💬 1499 📌 839

If I could focus on work and not the country falling apart, I could get a lot done.

15.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The doom scrolling is even doomier.

11.09.2025 11:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The inventor of the Auto stop on new cars never had an unreliable janky car and $3 in their bank account and it shows.

09.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best part about going to the office is the free cold brew.

09.09.2025 11:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in my nightgown era.

05.09.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not quite ready to start my work day.

03.09.2025 12:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The experiment of democracy is over, isn’t it?

03.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I go through so many. I need to stop buying them. lol

03.09.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These are addictive

03.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s month end close but I’m doom scrolling anxious af.

02.09.2025 13:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I could stream the Oval Office announcement today. Y’all keep me informed of what is going on.

02.09.2025 12:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welp. This is 50

06.05.2025 15:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I’ll be sure to wear my jersey!

31.12.2024 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There weren’t any crowds at all. Went to Belk’s, Walmart and Target. Didn’t spend much

29.11.2024 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Black Friday shopping sucked this year.

29.11.2024 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today was a good day

29.11.2024 04:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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