NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑

Happy holidays

Sir, I have to try to sleep here shortly, thankyouverymuch 🤢

Gives annoying sibling “I’m not touching you” vibes

Pillow in a white prempro promotional pillowcase. Inside a thought bubble it says: Prempro’s 4 checkpoints for success Keep Score: do all four! Only the Premarin family has the proof of so many millions of patients for over 60 years Prempro is #1 in patient satisfaction because of proven relief and bone protection Women in menopause count on you for help and a recommendation Prescribe prempro with confidence

I found a prempro pillowcase in a used camper at a camper sale lot. I was proud of my ability to resist acquiring said pillowcase that was in a cupboard that apparently no camper salesman had checked yet

Teddy Ruxpin meets Weird Science meets Skynet

Other than to point the fingers of shame even more strongly at Sen Cassidy for believing anything that rfkj said at his hearing

I - I don’t have words.

We aren’t even big enough to rate any of the above, but I’m ok with that - until the local ice cream joint closes for the winter that is

You know you’re real small town when you don’t even get a Subway or a Dairy Queen 😂

The irony here is that every social media bit I’ve seen on him today involves the Circle K - apparently it’s the place to be in your town 😂

Sing, sing piggy

Imagine being the one guy who said “nah”

Wonder if the retailers agreed to lower prices back down and not pocket the difference…

I’m so glad this predates the AI video explosion so I didn’t have to wonder if it was real 😂

Something something, war on Christmas, something something… 😠

The upside to being so full of shit…

It says a lot about the current state of the union, doesn’t it

1000 times this. Akin to “what was she wearing” it’s not on the recipient of such things to respond “appropriately”

Have you seen the grimace one yet?

Also, the legs and arm(s) are mold stained I’m pretty sure, but the face truly is a mystery

It’s the bathroom sink if that helps - I’m too lazy/cheap to replace the dated cabinets 😂

It truly is just as disturbing in real life

Used a meat tenderizer and a paring knife like a hammer and chisel on a block of frozen cream cheese tonight and I’m not sure if I should feel pride or shame for this

True story - I had a one-off fill patient try to tell me that as a former tech she knew better than the pharmacists what the laws are regarding prescriptions, and then 4 months later had the audacity to apply for a tech job with me 😂😂
Quick nope - prefer short staffing over that kind of “help” 😂

I mean it was already decided months ago that kids really only need one doll, so this is the next logical step 😂

I would like to return to a time when I don’t relate on the daily to the titanic it’s been 84 years meme 😂

The dubba bubba - add to the incoherence and have a catchy name all at the same time 😂

Wait - another?

If we can’t periodically enjoy things like bacon, then truly what is the point of enduring *gestures widely* all this

Any group that requests him to come speak truly deserves to sit through his mindless drivel.
Also, seems like a good time to be glad I rarely eat at McDonald’s 😂