Negative, I am a meat popsicle 🍭

If anything, this whole ‘under urgency’ approach to govt shows just how fuck useless Labour became whilst in power.

We could have had so many positive things but no, the wet bus ticket committee couldn’t commit to election promises.

I still can’t believe thumb formed a govt with Rimmer and Winnie.

The headline and then his haircut are just ending me right now.

Oh yeah and he’s the head of the business chamber 🙃🫠

Can we please stop the madness.

Finally! Been pushing my luck waiting for this.

Here for the dogs choosing chaos on the day highlights.

Sky City should be treated like drinking establishments selling irresponsibly to patrons and minors. They have something like $900m revenue.

How about suspending their licence to operate for a meaningful period of time? That would actually make a difference.

www.stuff.co.nz/business/350...

🙃

Sitting in the gastro suite at Auckland City Hospital, getting my infusion, listening to all the Covid cancellations and staff calling in 🫠

At least it’s quiet?

Wooo!

Unlocking the parental achievement of having to go into his daycare to talk about him 🤘

Given he’s woken us up in the mornings completely naked this week (and been quite standoffish about it) I can only assume I’m going to be defending his right to a naturist lifestyle.

Drove through Ngāruawāhia today.

Way more agapanthus than I expected to see aye 👀 @megapope.bsky.social

Hahaha holy cancer sticks Batman! They’re all In on it! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/350...

“Possible” ?!? Chris ‘Snapchat your teen’ Bishop literally was a death peddler. He sold his soul and should excuse himself from all health / social workings from now until eternity.

Christ I wouldn’t even trust him to be a stop go worker as he’d probably offer the crew smokes to pass the time.

It’s the jet black hair for me…

In this adrenaline-fueled reimagining of the 80s cult classic, ex-UFC fighter Dalton (Jake Gyllenhaal) takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys roadhouse, ... Road House - Official Trailer | Prime Video

Omg they remade Roadhouse and it’s full of UFC douchebags 😩

youtu.be/Y0ZsLudtfjI?...

Oh my god what the hell happened?!?

You know it doesn’t always have to be sour dough..

What even is the point of being open and a Ben & Jerry’s if you’re out of Cherry Garcia?!

You’re gonna have to give more details? Brands and textures??

Also… WHAT THE FUCK led you to combine them? 🥴

I think It’s where you have shared dinosaurs for eating the 1%

NO.

(but yes)

Are you okay?

*throws up*

IM HUNGRY

Toddlers.

*long pained exhale*

I have a sneaking suspicion I accidentally robbed a Fresh Choice yesterday when the self checkout had a meltdown.

I mean I asked for help and everything but I think I got the DIY gingerbread house and a few other things for free 😶

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Actor Andre Braugher Dies At 61 Braugher also played Frank Pembleton on “Homicide: Life on the Street.”

Andre Braugher, the actor who starred in “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “Homicide: Life on the Street,” has died. He was 61.

Ooooo seeing Busta Rhymes and TLC would be a good time.

Noted.

I was told cheekily and with much amusement to the wider whanau who had front row seats, it was because I didn't shout "parkour" doing that terribly dangerous move called the bend & reach.

Refer to last nights message please. The butterfly is sleeping but I can provide more 🥰

Did the very "you're too old for this" thing where I chased a tennis ball at the park whilst playing with the nieces & nephews this afternoon and absolutely bought the farm thanks to gravity.

So my left knee is now about 3 times the size and I'm thinking I've at least torn something 💀😣

I went and sourced a Christmas present for a very lucky family member. Hoo boy those fanatics know how to rope you in. Got out alive tho 😂

I get an inkling my boy is going to a few protests the next couple of years.