Laurel Vail

Oreoboros

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

Predator Badlands was a damn delight. Highly recommend seeing in the theater.

I was kind of meh on the trailer, but don't let that deter you.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Actors from the mummy

Also everyone in that movie is hot. Heroes, villains, comic relief. All hot.

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

ACAB

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

For #Halloween we are Sensei’s “a few small beers.”

This is the most Garfield that any real-life cat has ever been Garfield.

Tank Girl’s not really feeling Halloween this year.

Wait 'til you get 101 of them. Then this WILD lady shows up.

🫡

It is 2000. I'm slicing up an image to put into a table in an email so Outlook will display it correctly. It is 2015. I'm slicing up an image to put into a table in an email so Outlook will display it correctly. It is 2025. I'm slicing up an image to put into a table in an email so Outlook will display it correctly.

WHY THOUGH?

Eva Units 01 and 02 doing the synchronized kick

Sherbs the cat in another of his insane sleep positions, with one leg extended where he looks like he's doing the Eva kick

Both of you, dance like you want to win!

A woo woo store called House of Intuition, the awnings of which say "Your intuition led you here."

A sign in the window saying the store is for lease

Intuition only gets you so far, I guess

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

Every time we get a chopper circling for any length of time, I think of Brian Cox in the Long Kiss Goodnight saying of a dog licking its ass, "I submit to you that whatever it's been trying to dislodge is either gone for good, or here to stay."

anyway

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

What makes LLMs work as a business is precisely that all this text is decommodified, free. As they themselves say, they'd have to shut down if they had to pay for their trainging data. Yet all that data is the product of human labor. This cutting edge of capitalism rests on a substrate of communism.

Are you kidding me right now? This is the last thing we need. KOSA is back no thanks to Senator Blumenthal who is working with the GOP and bringing in Republican Senators to convince the House to support it.

Please, CALL GOP House leadership and tell them to keep opposing it!

The people that don’t disclose they got Covid at an event are the same people who’d hide a zombie bite from their friends. The people who’d laugh about that… eesh.

Anyway I have Covid! Me and about 20 other people I know of. If you were at Fantastic Fest this week, think about testing/isolating.

Sooo I was at a coffee shop and the girl in line behind me decided to ask if I’d heard about Jesus.

In the United States.

In 2025.

“I have heard the sales pitch, yes,” I said. “I’m happy with my current religious services provider and not looking to make a switch.”

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

A row of children sit on the ground illustrating the 16 foot blind spot of an SUV

Powerful image from @thewhiteline.bsky.social, especially when considering how many of these large SUVs are being driven around kids near schools and in neighborhoods

You KNOW they have a padlocked freezer in the garage