Kelly Davio

Exactly! This is why I have zero problem basically coming in wearing my own private hazmat suit.

I mean…this person also did not get up and wash their hands at any time. A lot going on here.

People often give me weird looks when I get on the plane and begin mopping down my surfaces with a disinfectant wipe or several, but I feel wholly vindicated after just watching somebody change a diaper on the little tray table. Just…right on there.

I learned today that two different households on my road both believe they own the same cat. Well played, cat.

Fair is fair

Oh that is so cool. Want to hear this song now!

I have not heard this story! I NEED to hear this story.

I have heard of a total of 5 people on the Celebrity Traitors.

Flu in the right arm, Covid in the left arm, Conjuring movie loaded up, snacks at the ready. Big Saturday thrills!

Got mine booked tomorrow!

Outstanding

May I ask what this incredible guy is called?

I’m so sorry. It’s such a hard loss!

I had a dream like this, and in said dream, my book was printed on slices of sourdough. Innovating!

Well I had a challenging working weekend in Germany, but I was told that my accent is beautiful, so nationalists at home can put that in their proverbial pipe and smoke it.

Ah, just until Sunday night! This is my first time here, but definitely want to return for a non-work trip—we will have to meet up!

I am in Berlin for work, and my hotel room has furnished me with a glow stick. Apparently for ‘emergency use’. Can the fact that I want to use my glow stick constitute an emergency?

This is their home now. Best pack up.

My house is shoe free. My office? You’ll get my Doc Martens off me over my dead, cold body.

Say, has our general met the enemy?

…Portland?

Sky News and the BBC repeatedly mention the "migrant crisis" in doing so they are normalising and legitimising far right talking points. There is no "migrant crisis", there is only migrant hysteria, which the British media is feeding into instead of countering.

Pudding in the UK is more a spiritual state than a fixed form.

Honestly, all CharcoPress needs to do is announce a book and I buy it.

I haven’t seen any useful swan recipes on Saturday Kitchen, however. Anybody have ideas for side dishes? Maybe a nice glaze?

Didn’t have big plans for the weekend, but sounds like, as an immigrant, I’d better head down to the park and *checks Reform’s notes* eat a few swans.

I wish they *would* all get raptured. Can you imagine the collective sigh of relief?

This has never happened to me before, but my day was so unusually stressful that now, having arrived home, I have broken out in hives. Is this a thing? I don’t want it to be a thing!

Trump tells Britain to ‘call out the military’ to control its borders US president ends second state visit with warning that illegal migration could destroy the UK

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