ash

you’re built different

fireworks for the 4th of July is one thing. But fireworks for a Christmas parade?? 200 feet away from my home?? bruh. yeah let’s just blow up my tax dollars

that’s fine with me

oh? I hope they offer prime shipping

I’m moving out of my apartment in a week it’s safe to start pouring grease down the drain and flushing tampons right

Two point museum is so fun

I have an iPhone 12 mini and I feel like it’ll make my phone explode

2025 jacking off wrapped

waking up at 1pm makes me feel weird so yeah I’d say it’s important

gotta stop going to bed at 4:30am just because I can

that one guy looks like Michael Jackson. Maybe they had the same plastic surgeon

ederanged parents

I think I’m allowed to like this post

I’m scared to upgrade

I…. hmmmm

with my luck I would accidentally hit that option while on the phone with a recruiter or some other professional

I’ve seen a couple on Facebook post pictures of their arms/hands and FACE covered in blood and chunks from dressing a deer. And the girl was making a kissing face. I wanted to vomit

I’m out here with student loan debt and multiple mental disorders all because two selfish people wanted to fuck raw in the 90s

truuuue :)

idk why I struggle to get into single player games when I’m completely alone but when I’m on a voice call with my bf and sharing my screen with him I’ll play for 3 hours straight

I read fog as “frog” I think it’s time for me to go to bed

I solidly know the different between there their and they’re but sometimes I spell out the wrong one but I’m convinced it’s my phone changing it to fuck with me

Maybe I feel like this because I’m not pure of heart

oops! all crash outs

golden coral

yeah I did this broccoli cheddar soup awhile ago

crashing out sounds sooooo fun right now

idk if my menstrual hormones are making me feel extra frustrated and helpless today or what

Not great. I had almost that exact ticket back in 2022. Could not see very well and the sound was not good.

trying to find winter boots that I like and actually fit is going to make me crash out