local goblin! 🌄

Two white lambs resting on green grass next to each other. One is looking at the camera and the lamb on the right is facing the other direction.

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shampoo: chocolate scented
body wash: cola scented
body butter: juicy fruit gum scented
sheets: freshly changed
me: honking and shooing 🔜

I could sense its aura

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little lad I got on sale bc my old one has seen better days and IT IS FUCKING COLD

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The mental image of Lordaeron being a zone and the Forsaken now all just live in the rebuilt city above ground while the Undercity just becomes a labyrinth to kill the ones who still dare to wear purple and play with goo is scaring me so bad

A turnaround comparison of the Batman Shadow 'DC x Sonic' 5" & 2.5" figures, released by Jakks Pacific, and a regular figurine of them.

u shouldnt have to facilitate all that gurl

muisk to my ears

"you feel normal"

in videogames, one may experience things which are not possible in real life

Year-Round Affective Disorder

sloshing about in my cauldron

I wish i didn't have a job

bc of the way holidays are calculated, this is going to lead to everyone essentially being robbed of a full week of PTO. obviously that isnt going to happen!!!!!!!! presumably a human being is going to have to go in and edit every single holiday request forever now. ai saves sooooo much time wow

fun new thing about the ai scheduling system we're being forced to use: when we try to request holiday time, it is taking an additional two hours of holiday entitlement per week from everyone for no reason

in the shire they wouldn't be

hahahaha. we had something like this a few years back where the guy kinda ambled around the attic and was like hmmmm yes that'll be about a million pounds

we got a second opinion

ai slop??? so the bridgerton characters are going around saying "YOURE SO RIGHT YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR FAMILY"? brave storyline

oh lawd he shiddin

stars of the best documentary of all time. I am honoured

final stage of internet friends

I had this entire thing on a bootleg dvd which had dodgy subtitles but I LOVED it. perfect

you've made your last mistake mammon

I think every store should use these for bags

everything happens so much

#goblinweek

WHAT PALSY YOU LOOK SO GOOD AAAAA 🥹 I think you have nailed an "everyday"/soft makeup look, I recommend colourpop cosmetics if you want to try some more stuff (blush is always a good idea imo!! i love blush) they are good quality (often with cute collabs) and not super expensive!!

thank god for Fifth Guy

you guys all have such great taste

book made me do a surprised little laugh (completely unexpected spot of humour) then SECONDS later gape open-mouthed in horror. 10/10 recommend