local goblin!

An adorable raccoon.

you deserve this 🩷

i am going to "crash out" (go to sleep). two long-ass days to work but then i have FOUR days off IN A ROW. remember they were scheduling me for 6 day weeks not long ago?? brothers, let nobody ever tell you that complaining incessantly does not work 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

A red soup tureen shaped like crab sitting on a plate. The top half of him lifts off as a lid. He has one claw lifted up towards his chest, and combined with the expression in his eyes, he sees to be saying “who, me? *I’m* a soup tureen?!”

A #smalljoy for today: this crab-shaped soup tureen I saw at the Peabody Essex Museum. I just like his expression.

omg i'm following 444 people i think that's a magic number!! i can't possibly follow anyone else ever unless they're maybe funny or interesting

SKWIRCLE!

she won't let you die

how to delete someone else's post

the head of the penis?!

beespacito

there was a reason we had to kick you out of the adventuring party

An adorable raccoon.

a week before my birthday waow

i cannot see this no matter how hard i try

i think he would like it in there

SOLIDARITY :')

see when people say "crash out" literally all i think of is bed! thank you for using it correctly

yea i do >:(

>:(

bro you dare!

now hang on just a minute. nobody has ever proven what a diode is

OK YEAH like in bigger cities there might be SOME but in towns you get NOTHING

the not having diners part or the liking diners part

i woke up too early and am groggy and cranky but can't rly go back to bed bc i have to go to bed early for work

reason number 98346783957 i shouldn't be employed!

i unironically rly envy american local diner culture!! we don't got shit here

my account earned yet another michelin star nbd

dang

simplymindy08: new lip shade what do you guys think? 💋

mindofmarie: cabbag e panch

beverlywinstone: mother cabbage missing her grown baby all this years

lulubooty: homesick for the cabbige leafs? 🥬

sandyandshore: anyone tell you you look like one of those dolls they yank from the lettuce dirt

i am liking this very begrudgingly

a pixel art drawing of a mrbeast thumbnail that says “we gave 500 people hepatitis”

mrbeats