Punished "Venom" Charlie

Had a dream where I had huge boobies and I looked good. What is my brain trying to tell me

I love jerking off and I'm tired of being prosecuted for it

Fucking hate the chiefs so bad I can't believe I have to see them at the super bowl AGAIN

does anyone want to be in a weird psychosexual friendship w me

sick high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

Smoking is so fucking cool

Finally got to use the "show MORE like this" button. Big things are happening

libs

like, mega freaking libs lmao

This site contains a high concentration of a type of person I did not know existed anymore

gave myself a caffeine headache. i will learn nothing from this experience

Today I think my cock smells really nice. Like a new car

I actually kind of hate it when people say "duh actually this app has no algorithm and you can make your feed however you want 🤓☝️". Blatant lie. There is very clearly an algorithm and it's shit. Show less like this button does nothing

One of those biblical curses was put on us

This is how this app feels like

That "show less" button is getting some work tonight

The one shining positive I can say about Bluesky is that the haptic feedback whenever you like/repost something is very satisfying

My face got stuck like this for about three hours. I called the fire department and they showed up and acted like they didn’t know what to do.

It's so bad on here I'm in physical pain whenever I scroll

New cool jacket. Suicide postponed

Soup in a bag. With a straw. Thoughts?

Just had an intense and embarrassing freak out over Bloodborne I need to collect myself

I need a repository for all the stupid shit in my brain lest it be overflowing

Finally fucking deactivated Twitter lets hope it stays deactivated

I come crawling back to this app after I've been abused by Twitter. Hi y'all

I hate Twitter now but this app is the exact polar opposite of it that it turns me away. But I will try

You rang?

After reading the Annihilation book and then watching the movie adaptation of it I have now but an unbreakable curse upon Alex Garland

Hi

Anyone who calls this the "good place" deserves to be shot and I'm not joking

The Iron Fist Netflix show has caused so much brain damage to so many people that we have dudes glazing up a character that has only been iron fist in 6 issues. I hate you people