dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️

cursed day

Heya girlie come on in we're just squelching it

ugh. i’m sorry

is that the same bullshit as “are you nervous” and they immediately go straight up your thigh

The Mandola Effect, coined after decades of society misremembering the name of the stringed instrument, is a phenomenon where a group of people share a false memory

hand grenades ❌

ham grenades ✅

and also with ur spirit 🩵

the 8 ball curse

u can follow me but idk where i’m going

it is so fucking hard out here dude

period hormones/emotions are such ass. like why am i crying about not having seen my physical therapist in 5 years

a pikmin tattoo would fix me

“i will Obtain the new pokemon game,” she threatened

gm ✨

Photo of a tiny pikachu figurine sitting on the tip of a finger

it's dangerous to go alone, take this

Do not care for elves, frankly

granola bar + adderall challenge

new strings

alright

guitar: 1
me: 0

Katy Perry has succumbed to her weird cleavage robot suit. She was 53.

do you want to come over and listen to my “Now! That’s What I Call Music!” CD collection

get it right, get it right get it tight

learning to say “i just work here” in every language

don’t even feel like returning the slab today

@tideisopod.bsky.social idle

Jesus' real name was Josh

Morale is low

Did Batman ever ask if hte Jokester just was having a laugh? Was he just having a good ol time? Context gets so lost with all these dang purity tests in these woke times

knock it off

you get it