Cloud Licker

A hummingbird in the moment of drinking from a flower

Humbirb

Coffee?

Cartoon of a woman squeezing her cat. Her speech bubble says, "This is my emotional support cat, B-boy," and the cat's thought bubble says, "This is my tormentor, Hazel."

I so want to, but don't worry, I won't.

Beautiful. The lyrics kill me.

Tuesday. Catch my sweetness on your tongue.

Kiss me, then you'll find out how fierce I can be.

But have you tried wearing his initial around your neck about it?

The vet's waiting room. A man is talking to his wife on the phone -

"Ye ken hee-haw, wummin. Yer nowt but a bealin' plook on ma bawz."

Translation from Scots to English -

"You know absolutely nothing, woman. You're nothing but an angry boil on my testicles."

A worried looking B-boy the cat in his cat carrier at the vet.

Look, Mum, I know you like a wee flirt with Scott the Hot Vet™️, but can we please just go home?

That kid who follows me from room to room, who's my little shadow throughout the day - they're not being difficult, they're reminding me that I'm their favourite place to be.

Leopardskin thong. Too much for a Monday?

A fed up Bob Dylan at breakfast.

Monday.

A woman cross legged on the bed reflected in a long mirror.

Goodnight.

Undress me while you tell me all the little things.

I don't know how to not.

I just entered a competition for a romantic Valentine's dinner for two in the hope that if I win, I can go twice.

A bottle of silver polish, 2 silver pendants - a hummingbird and a clitoris - and 2 silver chains laid out on a white table.

Can't. Buffing the button.

This is who runs this account.

Jesus bungee jumping from the cross.

Sunday.

Me too.

But did you miss me?

Happy birthday! May your cake be huge and your gifts be many. 🎂🎈

@jenetmms.bsky.social Loving your profile pic! 💜

All my soft edges and warm corners. All the safe places to fall.

He's a stud, for sure.