Cloud Licker

Fantasising about ice lollies under my boobs.

Can you see all these scars you're kissing?

Clouds be aqua sea foam shame tonight.

During Clarice and Hannibal’s first meeting, Anthony Hopkins improvised a line where he makes fun of Clarice’s accent. Jodie Foster was not expecting it and it really made her mad. #horror #horrorpodcast #horrorcommunity #silenceofthelambs #thesilenceofthelambs #jodiefoster

When my Mum had a knee replacement a few years ago, she sent a text to my sister and I whilst high on morphine.
'Not sore but swollen,' it read.
'Ooh, send us a picture!' We messaged back.
Mum sent a selfie of the top half of her head and we almost pissed ourselves laughing.
'We meant your knee!'

Watermelon sticks straight from the fridge are the secret in this heat. So fresh and cooling!
I don't mean eating them, I mean sticking them down the cleavage.

Today's J has a little sunhat on, because it's toastie as hell here! Comforting and reassuring as always.

Sharing songs is second base, by the way.

Good morning. Thank you for existing. You make my day brighter.

Just checked and our temperatures match! That made me smile 🌞

I still send my Mum a morning message, same time every day, just as I get to work. I'm not sure it helps, I miss her silly emojis.

Clouds be cappuccino froth this morning.

Mural on an exterior light beown wall of four zebras running towards the left

South African contemporary artist and muralist FAITH 47 #WomensArt

Ever eaten something so gross in a dream that it puts you off breakfast in real life?

Sometimes, when I know it's going to be a rough day, I'll do something small for myself. This morning it was showering with Chanel No5 soap. Feel like a fucking princess.

*flashes my tiddies for you*

Your name leaves my lips in sleepy little whispers with each after shock, and then...I...sleep....

I'll leave the key under the mat in case you decide to come. Let yourself in, I'm upstairs. Goodnight.

I think it's the only picture I have of just the three of us.

Sisters, 1974. Me in green.

Me with my Mum and Dad, Isle of Skye 1974. Picture taken by my five year old sister.

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you, or on top, whatevs.

❤️

Would you like to run away with me and start a new life in a little white cottage next to the sea?

I'm a ten, but it's short for tendency to worry that I'm a pain in the ass.