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lmao

10.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think when i die they should rename the d line after me

10.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i should be able to set a little tag on a post to tell people how informed my take actually is

10.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s important to know i am watching a movie and just checked the box score lol

10.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not like us is obviously the catchiest but god euphoria really is just the best song ever made at systematically destroying a person

09.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no one has ever lost something harder than drake did against kendrick

09.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the β€œNot Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

09.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2410    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 482

lol what was the point of even learning systems of government in school.

09.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

09.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i would donate in a heartbeat

09.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

other studies have found that the rates of autism in that study and the methodology were pretty suspicious. this is the best, most recent research i could find on the matter i think

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdfdirec...

09.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

seems like this comes from a 2015 study that found a higher rate for circumcised infants and attributed it, without much evidence, to the pain of circumcision having adverse affects. other people criticized them for not looking at other instances where infants experience pain and i agree

09.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe i'm searching for "circumcision and autism" on google scholar but i guess it's better than working

09.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they just spinning a random wheel back there? what's going on here?

09.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree that biden clearly supported israel and didn't care and that supporting genocide is what he should be remembered for. i also am going to wait a week and see what happens before saying what trump has done here is definitely better- the next steps of the plan involve trump taking over gaza!

09.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

probably a good sign of where we are at, culturally

09.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭

09.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11

haven't bought an assassin's creed game in well over a decade but i would've bought that one. it's a shame that every company has seemed to decide in lockstep that liberals, who make up at least half of the country, dont buy things?

09.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats should demand the firing of Stephen Miller as a condition for reopening the government.

09.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1310    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 32

seems like a sick as hell concept for a game

09.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DSA Pope

09.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

i really enjoyed the whole answer to β€œhow would you define a moderate” where i left more confused about what she cares about then before she started answering it

09.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s possible she will sway me over the next 40 minutes but i think i will not be voting for her. great job by john pressing on specifics here.

09.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

early in this video but john does a great job getting her to say β€œi think mayor frey has been cancelled”

09.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you might read this paragraph and think β€œdamn that sounds like a smart policy and the trump administration is evil” but the toxic centrist bloc in minneapolis has made it pretty clear they would gladly accept trump into the fold if it helps them punch 2 inches to the left

09.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In April of this year, Ms. Moriarty required her prosecutors to consider race in the negotiation of plea deals, a policy that initiated a civil rights investigation in May by the Department Of Justice as to whether it violates the law to sentence persons
convicted of the same crime differently based on their race.

In April of this year, Ms. Moriarty required her prosecutors to consider race in the negotiation of plea deals, a policy that initiated a civil rights investigation in May by the Department Of Justice as to whether it violates the law to sentence persons convicted of the same crime differently based on their race.

in a Minneapolis Times article filled with bad data (crime is down, but did you know crime is higher in some neighborhoods than others) this paragraph is truly enlightening. it is…bad that mary tried to address racist practices because trump says it’s bad?

minneapolistimes.com/mary-moriart...

09.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alright i’ve decided to place a ban on the news today. no news is allowed to happen for 24 hours.

09.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dude was about to burst into tears because kershaw had a bad inning

09.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man these announcers really love clayton kershaw eh

09.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think there’s been a decent amount of mythologizing old twitter on here.

09.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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