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timberwolvespilled he/him

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i mean, in this video it got them to leave the restaurant. and yeah, charges are being dropped and people are being acquitted all over the place because these goons are breaking the law.

05.12.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it can seem like it doesn’t matter at times because clearly these people don’t care about the law but it is important to Know Your Rights

05.12.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
South Minneapolis restaurant says ICE entered without warrant, staff push back
ICE's presence is keeping many on edge, including one Minneapolis restaurant, which says it had its first ICE encounter since opening more than a decade ago. South Minneapolis restaurant says ICE entered without warrant, staff push back

Great Moments in Immigration Enforcement

"I asked them if they had a judicial warrant. They said they didn't need one. I said yes you do."

Employees then captured video of agents leaving and turning the wrong way on a one way street.
youtu.be/C9t9HE9vmX0?...

05.12.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

i need at least a couple stories about ice agents getting hospitalized with hypothermia. please, we deserve this.

05.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

only 26 guys have even played this many games...

05.12.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing that i cannot deny is that the timberwolves are currently on pace to win 52 games this year

05.12.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the timberwolves have played back to back games that will be completely erased out of my memory within 2 months.

05.12.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol and the wolves get the clippers next?? what a wild schedule to start the year lmao

05.12.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ant has to lead the league in complaining to the refs even when they call the foul. it would drive me fucking nuts if i was a ref

05.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 point lead i will never die

05.12.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so cool to be scrolling and it’s like

-post about the wolves
-post about the wolves
-explicit murder committed by our government
-lawless supreme court
-post about the wolves
-war crimes from the government

05.12.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

is jaylen clark currently my favorite timberwolf? i think he might be

05.12.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gosh this just really seems like another one of those games that the wolves are going to win or lose. they keep doing that

05.12.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i feel that way about clyde frazier also. it’s not as good for the big moments in big games, but over an 82 game season (particularly for a bad team) i think id find it very enjoyable

05.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

julius randle loves to be 7-16 and have 23 points. he loves it so much

05.12.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

which is like, fine for tv imo, but all i can hear is people cheering with no idea why and it makes for an awful listening only experience. and alan is so so good on the radio!

05.12.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on the bus home and wish i had any idea what’s happening in the game!

05.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s really hard to be a top 5 guy!

05.12.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah the radio broadcast just being the tv announcers sucks. need arod and lore to stop being broke boys and pay for a radio guy if alan horton is moving to tv

05.12.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fair enough. schedules about to get a lot harder so we'll get some good data soon enough

05.12.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alright took a about 16 minutes longer than i would have liked but i think i'm officially gonna relax on this one. pelicans can't keep up.

05.12.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's making me very sad

05.12.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty helpful that rudy appears to be a foot taller than any pelicans player

05.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hmm do they play better against worthy opponents?

05.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alright the wolves are going to be fine. sorry for being so negative just in a grumpy mood.

05.12.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sure but i just don't love that the wolves lull is coming while they currently have like the 5th easiest strength of schedule in the league!

05.12.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to like this team and be optimistic! i hate being a wolves grinch! somebody save me from myself!

05.12.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

had two days of film on the team with the 5th worst offensive rating and are coming out the gate with incredibly soft defense...idk man

05.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

we must strike while everyone is still anchored on his incredible 12-game start! point to the EPM over and over again

05.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately i think we gotta trade julius randle before he plays too many more games...

05.12.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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