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this doesn’t make any sense at all. there are *already* journalists in these chats. we are told over and over again to assume feds are already in them. it seems pretty dumb to me that the only journalists that get let in are the ones that aren’t trying to do it respectfully

30.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"I don't know what this is or where it's coming
from, but it's beyond a bad idea for the president to get in the way of safety and certification," said Richard Aboulafia, an aviation analyst and managing director at AeroDynamic Advisory. "And does he have any authority to do this?"

"I don't know what this is or where it's coming from, but it's beyond a bad idea for the president to get in the way of safety and certification," said Richard Aboulafia, an aviation analyst and managing director at AeroDynamic Advisory. "And does he have any authority to do this?"

you can hear the tone of an exasperated man who really did not expect to get a call at 7:00 pm about our insane president

30.01.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao okay β€œa whole bunch of planes are actually made in canada” is the kind of thing i certainly didn’t know but i think the president or someone around him probably should lol

30.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this dude has to pay rent to live inside his own forehead

30.01.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh i don’t see any reason not to trust it. i think he’s annoying online and that the way he’s annoying can magnify the disagreements in ways that are really frustrating! but there’s nothing about him that has ever suggested to me that he’s disingenuous or doesn’t recognize the evils of this stuff

30.01.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of people seem incapable of just finding someone annoying in a normal way! just be annoyed like a normal person!

30.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i really don’t want to defend will stancil this much but he really makes so many people act quite dumb!

30.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the classic β€œhard work” of organizing- trying to alienate people and isolate your movement as much as possible

30.01.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Border Patrol employee found β€˜covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving Border Patrol employee Alfredo Mancillas Jr. of Corpus Christi, Texas, was charged with drunk driving in St. Paul.

Border Patrol employee found β€˜covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving

30.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 26

!!!!

29.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you simply cannot do what we are doing while maintaining a 100% locked down environment. and what we are doing is working! reporters are already in the chats we might as well trying to to have it be a more controlled environment!

29.01.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think a huge part of the concerns about opsec are mostly just people trying to exert control when we feel powerless but i do think some of the stuff going on about reporters is silly. as long as they are good reporters and we use our brains i think it’s important!

29.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

will stancil was on our call this afternoon and when i figured it out i said β€œhey that’s will stancil”

29.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i understand why people don’t want to talk to the press now, but will being willing to do so helps get the story out from someone who feels safe doing so. rep brad tabke is also doing a lot of anti ICE work openly under his name and i think this takes the heat off others who don’t want attention

29.01.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

29.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22814    πŸ” 4018    πŸ’¬ 518    πŸ“Œ 268

i have had a lot of people say that β€œare you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” should be on a t shirt or something so i will just say if anyone wants to do that go for it! i have no idea how to do it and i dont own the words or anything lol

29.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

idk. there’s still a long time left. i guess the more pressing concern is what i’ve heard might be coming in springfield ohio for example

29.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like basically every school administrator here, at least to some extent, is against ice coming into classrooms and demanding warrants etc. but what happens when they go to a place where the superintendent is welcoming them?

29.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a thing i've been worried about lately: in some ways, the fact that they view these crackdowns as "punishment" for blue areas work to our advantage. most people in the minneapolis/twin cities area are united in hating them. but i'm very scared for vulnerable populations when they go to like, florida

29.01.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this is why it’s important that the media doesn’t make it seem like ICE are just in minneapolis. it’s all over minnesota

brainerd is two hours north of the twin cities, not a huge city at all. and they showed up for a vigil to support these workers

29.01.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

ICE's decision to just leave cars abandoned in the roads is one of those dystopian things that makes you recoil in shock when you encounter it.

29.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7925    πŸ” 2636    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 80

the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime

29.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5873    πŸ” 1322    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 45

ok

29.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"i don't demand free labor" and you are talking about one of the most powerful people in the world

29.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caring about your neighbors makes you an activist these days. What the fuck is wrong with this country such that basic human decency is a political position?

29.01.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

This is sort of a throughline in cases of excessive force used by law enforcement. The civilian is supposed to perfectly adhere to some unwritten code of conduct; the armed professional supposedly trained for such situations is only human & must be given lattitude if they succumb to fear and rage.

29.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3135    πŸ” 911    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 33

so true

29.01.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s becoming clear that these fucking losers desperately want to get out but they are also desperate for anything they can spin as a β€œwin” and we aren’t giving it to them

29.01.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is time to reclaim the old β€œwe don’t negotiate with terrorists” line

29.01.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Homan presser, shorter: ONE BITCH AFTER ANOTHER

29.01.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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