Kristen was my dad’s name

BRB, Chief. I’m checking out this nacho cheese luge…

Aaaaaahhh!!! My frijoles!!!

Chief, we talked about this in HR. Just because you call it a leaf blower doesn’t mean you can paint an engine on it and wave it around the promenade while making blowing noises.

Judging by the facts in the 1973 case Kohler v Kohler, the answer is a simple yet resounding no.

Quick Voight-Kampff test to determine if you are a robot or not, Chief. Have you ever kissed the Blarney Stone and/or Dr Bashir?

Bad time to go green and ask for the porcelain cup, eh Chief?

Chapter one: In your end-o. Chief, is this what you were talking about?

Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Chief?

The groin is the shoulder of the nards, sir.

CODE RED, CHIEF! CODE RED ALL OVER THE FLOORS AND WALLS.

Chief, I transmitted the coordinates to the nearest Bog cube. Not enough people doing the robot in here.

Worf also said he’s missing his Targ jerky.

Sir, the station is missing a large quantity of dilithium and warp coolant for the Defiant. Just thought I’d pass the info along…

See, this is why you should extend Tactical Thong Tuesdays™️ to Wednesdays, Chief.

Why are you wearing pants? Isn’t it tactical thong Tuesday?!?

And scotchguarded!!!

Sir, Garek has a fine selection of tactical rainbow thongs and crocs to go with your new shirts. Steel toes for dart bounce backs and everything!

Latinum is a hell of a drug, Chief.

Quark must be running the spa program on the holodeck again. Time for a massage! Only problem is with Quark, you don’t know if you are going to get one or be required give one.

It’s tactical, Chief. That’s all you need to know.

Morn tested, Morn approved, Chief!

If you connect high pressure bushings and piping to the replicators, you can direct the spray to unclog the station’s plumbing and have a refreshing beverage. Sounds like a win-win to me, Chief.

I don’t know Chief. I think the numbers are measurements for a primitive earth cuck chair…

CHOMP.

Chief, not a question, just wanted you to know I processed your work request, sir. I found a way to rig the transporters to remove waste from organic life forms and send it directly into the protein resenquencers. Now we can have O’Brien’s Famous Chili™️ any time!!!

Shotgun last, Chief!!!

Because the hydroponics bay is in use?

Uh, Chief? What am I supposed to attach your phaser holster to?