Kids trash cars. Car loans are sooo last century. Drive that thing into the ground!

Please excuse all the misspellings. Everything should be out of five. Haven’t been sleeping well recently

5/? Offside: y’all know hockey players absolutely reek after games, right? A lot of “that’s not how that works”. DNF.

Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle: generic self help. You really only need to read the first two chapters. 3/5

4/? Katabasis: Kuang isn’t selling academia with this one. She writes what she knows and it shows. 3/5

Hemlock and Silver: Show a sword in act one, use the sword in act three! I guess where this was going but getting there was an adventure. 4/10

3 A Witch’s Guide to Magical Innkeeping: cute cozy fantasy. Predictable yet well written enough to keep you turning pages. 3/5

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride: at this point I’m just trying to make it to the end of the series. Lots of loose ends. Getting hard to keep track of all the plot points. 3/5

2/? Storybook Ending: sweet romcom about mixed up identities. Not the ending I was hoping for but worth the read. 4/5

1491: long. Good but I don’t have the brainpower to read academic texts right now. DNF.

1/? Two sentence recaps of a bunch of books I read lately. 💙📚💙

Lula Dean’s Library of Little Banned Books: hits too close to home. DNF.

Fairy Godmother, Inc: a clever retelling I haven’t seen before. 4/5

Do I need a new project? No

Am I going to embroider a backpack anyway? Yes

My November sweater might be finishing the Totoro colorwork 😂

“Hello, im new in this group, what is the first step to start home schooling?”

Learn how to research.

If you can’t do basic research please don’t homeschool your kid.

Based on the parent groups I’m in, they better be prepared for a whole lot of “fuck you make me”

PUT THE HOCKEY IN MY EYE HOLES

#nakniswemo is coming. Are we doing it this year? I’m doing it. Need to finish up my wips so I can devote November to the sweater #knitting 🧶

my sisters and I have a list! half our relatives are sus

The Magicians and hockey

Not paranoid - these days you never know

I demand an apology for that Lilo & Stitch “remake”

We MIGHT resubscribe to Disney+ if Kimmel isn’t on a leash. Free speech or we’re out.

And they’re lucky, if ESPN didn’t carry hockey we wouldn’t even consider resubscribing.

Apparently the rapture is happening on Wednesday and now I'm like should I even bother folding my laundry if I'm going to be fighting to avoid eternal damnation on Thursday?

fuck micro-crochet

The Disney parks have gone downhill so bad in the last decade. They charge for EVERYTHING nowadays.

Disney is the unilever of media

Hulu is owned by Disney. Disney also owns ABC. ABC affiliates are refusing to show Jimmy Kimmel because of something he said about events earlier this week

Less messy to eat

Modifying knitting patterns to include Totoro. This is Flower Power by Anna Johanna

Lost my favorite first aid kit 😭

when did boo baskets become a thing

you already get candy, why do you need more crap

Can the scout store keep regular hours please? Sometimes it closes at 5, other times 3. Or maybe noon. Or oops! Not open Friday at all!

And the only place to find the hours is on Google Maps or by going there. It’s no wonder people are frustrated with council.

The layers of a quilt lay on a plastic table. Bottom layer is a red floral. Middle is thin batting. Top is a white and green friendship star. A bag of safety pins lays close to the camera.

Sandwich time! Did this one during a homeschool event and got lots of stares 😂 #quilting #quiltsandwich #quilt #quiltwip

lol, we’ve had that conversation. Like, kid. I know we don’t agree with them but we don’t have to be rude about it

I am a complicated parrot!