cassidy

Oh no wait does this mean I’d like the Pitt too

Started watching Botched for the first time thinking I’d half pay attention while I finished a writing assignment and hours later I fear I’ve only written a few sentences

It’s insane to do this but it’s even more insane to SAY THIS, like this man has gotten wayyyyy too comfortable

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

Aliens From Planet Diflucan

Same and same ! And that’s a killer last sentence

In this paper I review research since 2000 and conclude that it has vindicated this view

I love it when academics publish papers that are like, "I checked and I'm still right"
www.jstor.org/stable/24393...

Wow

The experience of realizing you procrastinated too much and you gotta pull an all-nighter to finish writing something and then you look back, strung-out and half-alive, and LIKE what you wrote, and could only imagine how good you could be if you were kinder to yourself

...that's the important stuff

LITERALLY

it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

antiwoke guy who wants to change the recycle bin on his computer back to the trash can

First of all lmao, second of all who the hell is Lee green wood

Also it’s insane how none of these people know ANYTHING about Christianity, yeah man for sure, caring about your fellow man means your religious beliefs are compromised, let’s get you to bed you must’ve hit your head

Just openly cheering the destruction of any representation of gay people in public space. They think their power is totally unrestricted, and the entire country will support them rolling back society to the 1950s, or maybe the 1850s

you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?

boys kissing safe search off

stats page for detroit tigers pitcher Brant Hurter

this is what they called me after i hit all those guys named brant with hammers

It’s really neat that for awhile pundits like this were saying “why can’t Zohran clearly and directly denounce the violence of Hamas?” and when he clearly and directly denounces the violence of Hamas they go “but he didn’t do it with any poetry! It wasn’t beautiful! I demand panache!”

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

Omg I forgot about that song

dig in mr mittens

More people need to think like this

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Cipro!!?????

This would honestly explain a lot about a lot of people

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Oh wow lmao