B1ack Lady C0der

*just sang to the tune of Everything is Awesome*
Everything is fuzzy
Everything is blurry when you need to see
And you need your glasses
Cuz they're part of the team

Y'all think December Sagittarians are the worst when really we're always getting the short end of the stick because everyone always has plans on our birthdays and try to only give us one present as if our birthdays and Christmas aren't both holidays.

Tuh. #ValidCrashOuts

I now realize the feeling of being old.

I also hurt my leg by sitting wrong while helping him.

Just take me out back and Old Yeller me now. (This reference is further proof of the old. Make it stop.)

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Son is doing division homework...21 ÷ 3. He writes a 7 then looks at me deviously.
Me: What are you doing?
Him: I was going to write a 6 😈
Me: Why, so you can be wrong?
Him: 😈😈😈

Update: I found some taco Doritos.

They do not taste the same 😭

Also a joy to find that things I've always wanted to see in people, do exist ☺️☺️☺️🤯

Always a joy to find a new person who wasn't expecting a me to exist 🦄😂🙃☺️

These headlines are ridiculous. Saw one about a Lego set being sold for pennies and sure, I guess you could technically say that it is...just 8,000 of them 🙃

They didn't even design/code their clock page well and have the nerve to blame anything on anyone else. Sigh. #WebDevRant

My son eats like a hobbit and I am afraid for my wallet.

I even made the pie gravy with a roux instead of a slurry. *pats self on back*

I made pot roast a couple of weeks ago on a whim and had it with rice.

Then I made a sandwich with some of the leftovers.

Then I took the rest of the leftovers and made several small pot pies.

These pot roast decisions have been some of the top 10 decisions of this year.

Humbly seeking someone who wouldn't miss the money to kindly donate $2 million to me, just for the plot. I'll even write a blog about what happens with it, if requested. Thank you.

Possible hurricane is possibly coming. I'm really not happy about it and hope it doesn't come this way (or affect anything for anyone) terribly...but I'm definitely having first world problems thoughts about it and sigh.

My son requested a fruit bowl for dinner.

My kids are...𝗇̶𝗈̶𝗍̶ 𝗅̶𝗂̶𝗄̶𝖾̶ 𝗒̶𝗈̶𝗎̶𝗋̶𝗌̶ interesting....

"His gaze tied a string around my lungs, and I found myself immobilized."

I forgot how much I loved this show, phew.

The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.

Check boxes with the phrases Hydrate, Moisturize, and Mind Your Business

Apple just announced their new product line today.

We do not need the new iPhone Air.
We need air.

"I have nothing for your bank of spanks."

Does anyone make sweet potato lattes yet?

(this isn't PSL hate, just wanting inclusion)

Just came across cheeseburger Doritos and just...

...can I have the taco flavor back? It just made so much sense (and was yummy).

The way I couldn't just do simple math in my head....

...yes, I'm unhinged at the moment. Act accordingly.

LOL. This is not new behavior from this man but it’s very funny that drugs are great but lesbians are a bridge too far.

Black Death eh? That bingo card of the apocalypse is really filling up.

I really need my algorithms to stop doing their jobs and showing me things I want...until I get some income and no longer have time to do said things, at least.

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Rage-applying for unemployment benefits every few months and still not getting it cannot be The Way

I see your

"You can't love someone until you love yourself."

and I raise

"You can't love yourself until someone loves you."

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You need a Masters to be a librarian. Fine.

...to make < $50,000 a year.

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