Gom Jabroni

Got a MAGA family member? Encourage them to make purchases into some of Trump's scams and see how they feel after they never receive their good or service.

Buy some of that Trump coin!

Get the golden Trump phone!

Attend Trump Univ... Oh that's not around anymore.

The pick me's will be in short supply

Wasn't it Nick Fuentes who said having sex with women is gay?

Can we all agree that if you unironically (genuinely believe the video is real) send someone an AI generated video, you should lose your right to vote?

You're far too easily tricked to participate in our political system.

You're twitter/blue sky is unhinged and it's fucking hilarious.

Keep on triggering the hogs.

I'm absolutely loving this. We always want to start with winning the presidency and Senate seats and the like, but local politics shape more of our life than national. Also we'll get to see their policies on full display and have a ground up movement.

A coworker of mine told me that "The gulf of America" thing is just more of America being American. She backed this up by pointing out Germany is actually called Deutschland and Japan is called Nihon.

We just call other countries whatever the fuck we want and I can't stop thinking about that.

Obviously she is the Russian Patriot of the Year.

Finally, someone with a good take on Nancy getting out of the way.

Genocide supporter. Blocked bills that would prevent stock trading for members of Congress. Good riddance.

Throw more sandwiches! But put rocks or something in them.

The only way a hoagie is gonna do anything is if you get mustard in their eyes.

Crazy how he hates people sitting there collecting money, maybe he should start investigating stock brokers and the like.

Oh wait I have more. This bitch supported and helped fund a genocide and stood in the way of restricting stock trading for members of Congress. She, much like RBG should have stepped down years ago to allow a more progressive Congress person take her place.

Thank you Nancy Pelosi for being a limp dick, feckless leader who stood in the way of our most progressive legislation and protected billionaires for decades.

Fuck off with this drivel.

This is fantastic 😆

I stopped supporting him when I heard he was taking ibuprofen.

Also I'm not a New Yorker.

Also also, you probably shouldn't support any politician based on their drug use if you think smoking weed crosses the line.

Everyone should watch Glenn Beck today to see what horribly racist shit he has to say about Mamdani's win.

Also he tends to set the narrative for more mainstream right wingers, so it's good to know what they'll be parroting.

I'm sorry. What the actual fuck.

Billionaires and the ruling class constantly tell us that it's the poor people on SNAP and welfare who are trying to avoid work and just live off the government. Behind the scenes are lobbying to do what?

Pay less in taxes which allows them do what?

Work less and get more.

The way Trump has infected many of our fellow Americans is something that will take at least a generation to heal.

Parents, siblings, aunts and uncles are all behaving just like this monster and it makes me sick to my stomach.

I never know how to out non-chalance someone who is both inconceivably stupid and wrong.

If Obama had done this, Republicans would say that Obama was literally destroying the United States.

Is it just me or does Donald Trump seem to want to turn America into a Saudi Arabia like country?

Since all the ICE agents wear masks and we know that Dean Cain is an ICE agent, I think we should just call all ICE agents "Dean Cain".

"Dean Cain assaults elderly couple"

"Dean Cain fumbles gun while harassing protestors"

"Dean Cain shoots priest in the head with a pepperball"

I would have been out there protesting today, but unfortunately Soros's check never cleared. Get your broke ass together Soros!

Hot take here, but Ana Kasparian is the conservative political pundit who still has one foot grounded in reality and honestly, I'd rather her be the mold all the other conservatives follow.

She's a bad lefty, but a good conservative.

I bought Halloween candy way too early. This is just snacking candy now.

@michaelburns.bsky.social in this day and age, owning what you said (I can't imagine you've said anything worse than our current president) is a strength. Just double down on what you actually want to accomplish in office. You'd be an incredible representative and would effective commuicator.

It's been 11 days since Charlie Kirk said anything racist

My check engine light has been on for like 2 solid months, so I'm pretty sure my car isn't just being a drama queen.