Kyle Young

I told you we’d be back

The old ‘Shakespeare would be writing novels / soap operas / video games’ canard once more.

“Is this a dagger I see before me?”
Weight: 3
Damage: 11
+2 bonus against kings of Scotland

‘Have you seen the picture? I am the most popey-pope. Amazing. People say. There’s never been. Another pope quite like me. That’s what some people say. It’s true. Ask them. I don’t know. *points*’

Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.

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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Full transparency, I was overwhelmed by the state of our nation this morning and had a good cry. On my walk, I saw a bald eagle and I’m taking that as a sign.

One of my fave lines

USA '94 in shirts 👕

My fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, has a creed you have to memorize and try to live up to called “The True Gentleman.” Curious if you think our current president is a “true gentleman”?

MAGA are mad at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit for an official White House meeting.

Meanwhile:

If you get the opportunity I really recommend hitting any Cybertruck drivers you see with a classic eye-contact thumbs down. So much more bang for your buck than flipping the bird

A MINOR

YouTube video by GameSpot Trailers Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater - Official Release Date Reveal Trailer

New METAL GEAR SOLID Δ: SNAKE EATER trailer revealed!

Get ready for the ultimate survival stealth action experience.

Releasing 2025.08.28 on PlayStation 5

youtu.be/2RSNzhDkN-A

Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater releases on August 28th according to PSN. Snake vs Monkey mode returns with "more to come." Digital Deluxe Edition will also be available

Trailer: vulcan.dl.playstation.net/img/rnd/2025...

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YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Teaser | Only in Theaters July 25

New #FantasticFour trailer — looks pretty damn fantastic #F4 #Marvel

youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...

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‘Stay Humble Eh’😂 #ARSMCI

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find it genuinely delighting that people with enough money to never work again (and do literally anything they want anywhere in the world at any time) seemingly have nothing going on in their lives and are so miserable they are just spending the holidays frantically posting

my armchair psychological diagnosis is that the drive to accumulate as much wealth as possible eats away at the drive for self-improvement or the internal desire to cultivate any skills or tastes. these people build huge mounds of treasure and then essentially just sit around looking at it, empty.

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Ahoy-hoy