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Ashley Patriarca

@aspatriarca.bsky.social

Associate prof. Obsessed with dogs, teaching, perfume, romance novels, comics, & risk & crisis communication, not necessarily in that order. AL-NC-VA-PA. She/her. Opinions mine, all mine.

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Latest posts by aspatriarca.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not only is DC dealing with taxation without representation, they are now going to have to deal with occupation without representation.

Our fellow citizens deserve better. They always have.

11.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œcapital put under armed occupation because regime henchman named Big Balls got the absolute piss beaten out of him by a child” would probably get cut from a Zucker brothers movie script

11.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1370    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6

Your student has excellent taste πŸ˜„ Olivia has become an auto-buy author for me - I would not normally read anything with zombies these days, but I loved her approach. Highly recommend for a (dare I call it?) joyful read!

11.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely tempted to suggest Zomromcom to my neighborhood book group, @oliviawrites.bsky.social, if only so I can see my neighbors' faces when I ask them those questions πŸ˜‚

11.08.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And you did, lol πŸ˜‚

10.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to the magic of Bluesky, I jumped from the first post to this one, and I was IN for the whole ride.

10.08.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit.

09.08.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people

09.08.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10277    πŸ” 1980    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 172

My niece has type 1 diabetes, and I am so hopeful. This is really promising ❀️

09.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That feels so right.

09.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waves in fifth and seventh grade PTSD...

08.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It'S All Going According To Plan... GIF Alt: Patrick Star rubs his hands together with a smug expression on his face

Ok, that is only 45 mins from my dad's house, so...

08.08.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell me where, because I might need to venture in search of this next time I'm home 😍

08.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Give me your emojis, and your weird quirks of phrasing, and -yes! - all of your em-dashes and parentheticals. Season it with a few obscure pop culture references, and trust me to cackle over them.

08.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As the piece notes, the PragerU propaganda is being used in schools in Louisiana, Florida, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Montana, Arizona, South Carolina and Idaho.

Check with your district to see if they're using this garbage to brainwash your kids.

08.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4082    πŸ” 1939    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 72

I heard there was a secret 'b'
Hidden inside a 'blueberry'
But you don't really care for GPT do ya
It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth,
Whoops, minor error; purported fix,
My AI reinventing "blubeberry"
Blubeberry 🎢
blubellberry
Blurblery

08.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

To apply, see the eligibility criteria and application procedures on ABC's website. Complete applications must be submitted through the form on the website by 10 p.m. in your local time zone on Aug. 16, 2025.

Questions? DM me/reach out to Grad Studies Chair Matt Baker.

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08.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are a doctoral student entering the research phase of your program & focused on bizcomm, please apply for this award. Preference will be given to those individuals who demonstrate a need for financial support during the late stages of their doctoral programs.

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08.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please share!

The Association for Business Communication is currently accepting applications for the Margaret Baker Graham Research Grant. The $500 grant will be awarded at this year's in-person ABC International Conference, which will be held October 15–18 in Long Beach, California.

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08.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're holding a celebration of public transit/benefit show & looking for SEPTA employees who also have a fun skill they'd like to show off. Do you know a bus driver who can play a musical instrument? Do you know a rail machinist who can juggle? Send em my way! gettingbare.eventbrite.com

08.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Going to channel John Kruk's words of wisdom a bunch in this academic year:

"You can use this 2-letter word...I use it often:

'No.'"

06.08.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new rule: if your opinion column’s premise can be answered immediately with the word β€œno” you aren’t allowed to write it

05.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2505    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 6

That is very true πŸ˜‚

05.08.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.

17.05.2024 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6025    πŸ” 2237    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 41

Gonna hope she means carbonated water instead of pool water, lol

05.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we're all a little better informed now πŸ˜‚

05.08.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's it! I kept calling it He-Man hair throughout the game, but that is absolutely Darren Daulton hair.

05.08.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really, really want to visit the Franklin Institute with John Kruk. #Phillies

05.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Kyle is booming."

That fan sign is so NBC Philly specific, and I love it.

(This Phillies game has been a lot of fun to watch!)

05.08.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I said to politicize the hell out of my death if I become a victim of gun violence, but don't you dare create a soulless AI rendering of me to do so.

Try it, and I will curse you to a lifetime of stepping on Legos and bumping into the edges of furniture.

04.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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