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Cat stuck in trash been while another cat checks up on it

Things were attempted

Ravi says he's happy to read/hear/discuss/generally communicate re: Beethoven.

44% of India's presidents have earned doctorate degrees of some kind or another. (Presidents not primer ministers. They have both)

Any other millennials grow up in love/lust with Professor Bhaer from the 1994 adaptation of _Little Women_? Happily, I married pretty dang close to my ideal: dark hair, handsome, kind, intelligent, and professorial.

I asked my hair stylist to part my hair to the opposite side from usual just to try something "new." But if I start acting evil, please tackle me to the ground and part my hair back to its usual side.

Unexpected conversation w/ the seating host of a busy bar in a well-known entertainment district.

Me: Is [advertised beverage] a beer or a cocktail?
Host: *confused* I don't know what that means.
Me: *surprised, attempts to briefly explain the difference*
Host: *still unsure* I'll go ask...

A porcelain toilet sits in the corner of a room whose 3 visible walls and ceiling are heavily tagged with graffiti from many people. The toilet has also been tagged.

The bathroom at the Museum of Graffiti doesn't disappoint.

Oh no, Sisi is going to have her record broken by a freshman!

And now Team Aidan and Team Brent have emerged.

According to the loud, rich high school jocks at the next table over at this restaurant 1) "Training doesn't matter if you got the dog in you." and 2) "Aidan's gonna die."

And I thought you were talking about the weather-information website wunderground.com until you got to jazz and politics 😄

My new workplace is starting to sound like a cult. So many people have worked here for 20-30+ years that I routinely hear people say things like, "I've *only* worked here 4 years..."

Wow, I'm a dumbass. I've been listening to the Garth Brooks song "Much Too Young (to Feel This Damn Old)" for decades. I thought it was about a long-haul truck driver who's burned out & can't keep up w/ the younger drivers. I only just figured out it's about a guy who follows the rodeo circuit. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

Vital Cat Update It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

I wonder if the Italian opera singer was offended that he was put on a pasta-themed float in the Macy's parade. 😆

It cracks me up that every article I read about this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade cautions readers that they won't see live animals in the parade, like it's a new policy. The parade hasn't featured live animals since the 1920s.

I learned where the emergency morgue will be but absolutely nothing about what to do in a fire, earthquake, or active shooter situation. Either I skimmed the wrong manual or they need to name things better. (Or both.)

I'm reading my new workplace's emergency preparedness plans. They have a place picked out to serve as a temporary morgue in case that's ever necessary.

Nothing like the pressure of choosing a new username at a new job and you can't use the same one as at your last job. Also, my new work email address is disappointing. ☹️

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

SOMEBODY GET HUMPY THE SALMON TO ROGERS CENTER STAT!!!

Taking off my earrings to fight. So does my opponent. Knowing whoever wins the fight will receive both sets of earrings. The stakes have never been higher

They taught a squirrel to waterski and you’re questioning the existence of angels

Overheard while waiting for the bus.
Guy 1: It's business time!
Guy 2: It's only 8 o'clock.
Guy 1: It is? How do you know!?

You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.

Why is Mariners first baseman Josh Naylor wearing my grandmother's earrings?

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend