boneroni

my worst trait is getting a two-factor sign in code and thinking "I could have guessed that in 2 or 3 tries. that's an easy one". second worse is getting a sandwich at the grocery store deli and thinking it's unfair they used ingredients from the store. that's cheating.

found a guy

Pronk

far harbor is a nice new vegas like DLC and the environment is fun to explore but everything else is so bad. tying upgrades to finding random junk like glue bottles and duct tape and the base building feels so bad

Domingo German!!

listen, it's cool, Buffalo Wild Wings said I can hang out at the corner booth and play my "video game" (Makai Toushi SaGa on the Wonderswan Color) as long as I order one of their "ragin' appetizers" from the menu every 90 minutes

reading 'reading for dummies' and nodding occasionally

gotta hand it to fleetwood mac they really were tangoing in the night

食べたい！がんぼるぞい！！

translation:
I want to eat this! I'll do my best!

don't care if the therapist is board certified but they have to be a gamer. if you can't unlock the reverse castle in symphony of the night your words mean nothing to me

I was a "gifted kid" in that I was presented as a tributary gift to the Tang emperor Xuanzhong in the year 732 AD by an enigmatic Western state which cannot be identified with any people in the historical record.

figured out you can't mute a link someone posted on bluesky you have to mute the truncated version with ... at the end. phenomenal website

This is canon Metroid

with our new go live feature you can finally go live. you are free

Hot dog emoji dances on the graves of his brothers

still got it

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

gun to your head

they should make a website where you can talk to beautiful 39 year old women

I have a perfect 100 IQ you cannot be more mentally genius than me

My next video dives into the best cats in commercials! Here's one that didn't make the cut:

Kansai Bowling Center (1990c, Japan)

sometimes on blue sky there are fat anime girl butts

ペブルビーチ ゴルフ リンクス スタドラーに挑戦 (t&e soft, sega saturn, 1995)

it's really good

i made u a cup of coffy! will u drink it?

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋

🎥 "Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla" (1994)

she WHOIS my DNS until i INVALID_SECURTY_TOKEN