LisaBetsey 🔰

He does this every day

Any round faced woman from Mississippi

Today BofA: Direct deposit o

Ain’t no way Bank of America doesn’t know what it’s doing here.

Looking back at the government shut down, I can now say that my lowest point was disclosing that I own crypto

I get where you were coming from with this comment and I’m sorry you’re getting so much snotty pushback.

Forreal tho

Every dude and their dog were writing apocalyptic fanfic back then. Elaine Pagels has excellent scholarship in this subject. This particular one lines up super well with the idea of the second coming and here we have that mystic mess

Just get stoned, read it, go away, and don’t look back.

I want to know why sweat/secretions smell like weed/onions that’s more than “it’s your diet.” How does that work? How does it get from “eat onion” to “smell like onion”? How does it get to apocrine glands? Bacteria plays a big part, but I need that first part explained #medsky #endocrinology

I’ll give you those first two, but I dunno about those last two

Cis pan too

Right, as always

I don’t know about that; the response to the Queen’s death was pretty disrespectful— not Liverpool disrespectful, but a notch below Scotland disrespectful

Rubber hose

Eatin ass with a scowl on my face and yelling profanities into that balloon knot

The two genders

“Uncle MAGA’s Crawdad Bait and Deep State Agenda” is hilarious and probably exists

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Shocked pikachu face

At least this guy hasn’t called us Trump supporters, yet

Some big “not a literal piece of shit” vibes

I mean, I’m not unsympathetic to his frustration with facts & the media. We probably have the same idea of what constitutes reliable facts. I’m just wondering how he has a journalism background and cant see how his idea runs afoul of 1A, not to mention isn’t logistically feasible in a meaningful way

I asked the same question

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Quick question. Are the courts part of the government?

I was just being silly. Sometimes the horse’s posts are so funny to me and I like when it starts making threats

Perfect. That’s exactly what I’ll do

Oh, I was just being goofy. I like reposting the horse’s stuff because it makes such funny threats. He’s my favorite bot

I’m not totally sure how I’m gonna work “pussy on the chain” into a casual conversation, but the next time I see a homeless person I’ll be so careful not to call them a slur

If it’s a law, the government ultimately decides which facts are our facts.

Also, how are you gonna do this in real time to make a difference?

Oh, whoops. I’m sorry if I offended anyone by using this phrase. I truly didn’t know

This is where they all get stuck and I don’t think I’ve ever successfully gotten one to understand why it’s such a terrible idea.