@dempsteb.bsky.social
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Since the AG doesn't seem to be getting ethics guidance from her team these days, I wanted to make sure she has the rule in the Justice Manual in front of her, which expressly prohibits this.
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Being told someone is in perfect health because that have won some fake golf championships from their own golf course is the epitome of gaslighting.
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Pretty sure he voted to not postpone his book tour, but whatever.
15.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure we have laws about politicians selling/promoting products from the White House? 🤷♂️
11.03.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we canceling Trans-Ams?? The Trans Siberian Orchestra? Transgressions? Transfers of money? Translators? I need a list, goddammit!!
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Chants. Just saying.
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30 days into his second term and he is STILL talking about Hunter Biden. 🙄
28.02.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Start holding Town Halls with cardboard cutouts of the GOP representatives. Film it. Post it. Share the anger.
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It's never good when the richest person in the world and the worst person in the world are the same person.
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J6 Prison Choir to Perform at Kennedy Center Trump recently appointed himself as chairman of the performing arts center
Seriously, someone HAS to do a sketch about the choir director of the J6 Choir getting ready for the big show.
“No QAnon Shaman, you can’t wear the headdress, it’s pointy and it blocks the person beh— CONFEDERATE FLAG GUY!! DO NOT TASE THE TENOR CAPTAIN!!”
After firing 10’s of thousands of federal employees, Trump is going to blame the rising unemployment rate on Biden, right?
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You know, if they'd just STOP doing Nazi shit all the time, we'd stop calling those fuckers Nazis.
It's not that complicated.
He promised to do this. Why are they so shocked and appalled? 🙄
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Visit me in the camps
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Not All Klansmen Wear Hoods
08.02.2025 21:47 — 👍 8226 🔁 2945 💬 842 📌 445Diversity is a fact: All kinds of people exist.
Equity is a goal: All kinds of people deserve a chance at success.
Inclusion is how we get to equity. By including them, they can achieve success.
It's that simple.
Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social
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