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BlueSky influencer. Four time Comment of the Week at The Comics Curmudgeon. Canadian. Sorry.

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If I had god-like powers, one of the things I'd do is give dog breeds with innate health problems the understanding that we did that to them deliberately but most humans don't care "because look at that cute squishy face!"

23.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Urgh.

23.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It will disappoint me tremendously, and I worry that Wizards won't be able to keep themselves from things like giving mono-black decks artifact destruction or other colour pie bending.

23.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you sure you're not a Republican psyop?

23.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Julia Hart has one of my favourite entrance songs ever. #AEW

23.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, my gatekeeper.

23.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody's favourite actor is Justin Long. Not even Justin Long's parents.

Especially his mother because, ow, look at that.

22.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US is where it is because...

It's genocidal origins.
Pandering to slave states to join the "free" union.
Not eviscerating the South after the civil war.
Ramping up capitalism out of the fear of communism.
Reagan.

Fascism there was inevitable.

22.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did it though? Canada's not without our own very racist, genocidal problems but we never needed a civil war to end chattel slavery.

22.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm curious how far the next Democratic presidential nominee could get on just promising to restore the physical White House to its pre-Trump days.

20.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of ducks are walking in a line with donald duck in the middle . ALT: a group of ducks are walking in a line with donald duck in the middle .

I get frequent scam calls for "air ducts and air vent cleaning" have dealt with them in various different ways, but today I just realized that "ducts" sounds a little like "ducks" and managed to get passed on to a supevisor who I told I have 15 furnaces, one for each duck.

20.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hawaiian pizza - Wikipedia

The only thing anti-American around here is me after reading someone claim a great Canadian invention for the US!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiia...

20.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird how pineapple has become the go-to argument about pizza toppings instead of anchovies.

20.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just smashing that record. Which, if she was going to break it, 12 was probably necessary because I personally believe the Owen should have an asterisk because it's not a title someone defends.

20.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And before anyone says Jimmy Carter, he was a decent man but not a good president, and his one term opened the door for Reagan who broke things so badly that Trump is, and this is not hyperbole, a direct result of his administration.

20.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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American Service-Members' Protection Act - Wikipedia

I was too broad when I said just "Americans", but Trump does all under its umbrella.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...

19.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's US law to use any means necessary to secure the release of an American arrested by the ICC an nobody wants to risk taking on the most expensive military in the world.

19.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, as part of its decades long hypocrisy on war crimes and international law, it's US law that if the ICC arrested any Americans, the military would be sent in to free them.

19.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If the civilized world doesn't come together and make the US a pariah state, we're screwed.

19.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

La-Zed-Boy is a ridiculous name for a chair.

18.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm midway in making an Omnath deck and that was my immediate thought.

18.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "ceasefire" (in which Israel hasn't ceased firing) doesn't mean the genocide is over. Please help if you can.

18.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw what you did. πŸ˜„

18.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
OTYKEN - MAGIC (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OTYKEN OTYKEN - MAGIC (Official Music Video)

And YouTube just recommended this to me, if that helps.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KeN...

18.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They strike me as being more of a Graham thing.

18.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Define your music taste in eight artists:
The Warning
Rosemary Clooney
Count Basie
Sarah McLachlan
Johnny Cash
Atarashii Gakko!
Blondie
Olivia Rodrigo

18.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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9 American Pastors with Private Jets - 'It's what Jesus would do' - Aero Corner Matthew 19:24 famously says, β€œit is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God” – but they never said anything about private jets, right? In L...

aerocorner.com/blog/america...

18.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is literally nothing stopping a bad prime minister with a majority in parliament and a court in their pocket from breaking everything as bad as your president is.

18.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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