Peggy

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

yes! Love this ❤️

I totally forgot it was N7 day!

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i need help '' on it . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i need help '' on it .

Can someone please make me finish my cosplay. Please.

a person with a pumpkin on their head dancing in a cemetery Alt: a person with a pumpkin on their head dancing in a cemetery

Woke up my kid with the “Pumpkin Patch Polka” this morning, got a “Oh my god, Mom” in response 🎃

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Remove when shrunken to your liking and allow to fully cool before using for your Halloween decorations
#Halloween #Samhain

well honey, today I stood in front of a camera and told the country "the beatings will continue until morale improves." anyway we're the good guys.

you have the right to not hang out with assholes. you deserve not to hang out with assholes. you are under 0 obligation to socially interact with assholes in your free time.

it is truly terrible that our culture tricked so many people into thinking that they’re obliged to be friends with assholes!

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

I cannot stress this strongly enough: Support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. We breathe life into these places when we support them. They need us, and more importantly, we need them.

a man in a plaid shirt says " you say another word " and " i swear to god " Alt: a man in a plaid shirt says " you say another word and I swear to god I will dice you into a million little pieces”

Oof, I am not aligned with the rest of humanity today.

“we know we made you mad so you left but — hear us out — we’d like to invite you to come back and pay more”

Banana ice cream is actually really good! Almost elite 😁

I remember searching for this when it came out, never did find it 😭

I am sad because I won’t pay the evil company for all of the football, yet I do not understand how to do the iptv or be a pirate so in the end I’m just going to be miserable and old timey and try to listen to it on the radio 😭

I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` i 'm happy for you '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` i 'm happy for you '' .

2/3 of us found awesome shoes today. I was not part of that awesomeness, sadly 🤣

I got 77% 😂

a cartoon character is swimming in the water near a rock Alt: a cartoon character is swimming in the water near a rock

Trying my best to enjoy this weekend without mentally collapsing due to *waves hands wildly* all of the things

They’re killing the witnesses.

Thank you for sharing this, I feel this way as well.

At this point... as the world burns, as temperatures rise, as the climate descends into chaos, I don't know how to understand the doubling down on fossil fuels as anything other than at best looting what's left, but that's too generous; it's simply a death cult's enthusiastic embrace of extinction.

there’s an infomercial on tv for some brain pill for seniors called neuroq and i don’t think you turn this country around until you (1) shut down the fake supplements industry and (2) make everyone responsible eat all the remaining inventory on a livestream i can check in on any time i want

I don’t believe I will leave my house today. There’s a shit ton of Natal Day activities in my town that I feel I should avoid and I have some neat beers from North Brewing and a nice breeze blowing thru so yeah, I’m gonna coast

This is amazing 😂 love it!

I saw that posted today 😂

two cats are playing with each other on a carpeted floor Alt: two cats are playing with each other on a carpeted floor

My cats are doing their darnedest to get me out of my bad-Sobeys-experience-low mood by having a hilarious battle royale. It is actually helping!

A sad realization of the modern era is that basically any movie made before 2000, no matter how shitty it is, looks incredible compared to the most expensive movies that are made today

Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: "The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!" And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.

The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.