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gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency

quite literally did the 99 luftballons thing

Elon Musk last year: "Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED"

Musk to Epstein emails:
• “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
• "I really want to hit the party scene"
• "Is there a good time to visit?

Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

HUGE shout out to @nordecke.com for donating loads of goodies, including a pair of 2026 memberships and 2 tix to the match vs LA Galaxy for the #crew96 basket to benefit Columbus Early Learning Centers.

The auction ends tonight — Up the Lads for the Kids!

Bid here: one.bidpal.net/celcgala2026...

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

Two (2) ICE agents have been murdered on duty since 2003, when it was founded. They’ve killed that many unarmed US citizens in Minneapolis this month

This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

After the shooting, an angry crowd gathered and screamed profanities at federal officers, calling them "cowards" and telling them to go home. One officer responded mockingly as he walked away, telling them: "Boo hoo." Agents elsewhere shoved a yelling protester into a car.

“better training” www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.

If you are younger than 83, you have never seen the US drop a single bomb as a formally declared act of war according to its constitution.

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

When we went up 2-0 20 mins in, I knew this was the best outcome

Considering Solich only got double-secret probation for getting a DUI after they found hi. passed out behind the wheel going the wrong way on Union, yeah, this seems like a departure…

I would love to tag them, but, ya know, they’re not on here yet. Grateful nonetheless!

A Crew baby onesie and a kind hand-written note from the Crew Comms congratulating me on the birth of our son Arlo.

Check out what came in the mail today. Very surprised and very grateful to Rob and the rest of #Crew96 Comms team!

Hard to believe anyone that would be so thoughtful after being forced to listen to me on the @massive-report.com pod

If Fox wasn’t intentionally destroying America’s interest in democracy so hard, what they’re doing to college football would be even more noteworthy.

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Today, on Veterans Day, I think it’s worth remembering that the Big Beautiful Bill put work requirements in place for vets to receive SNAP.

“We appreciate your service to our country 🫡 but if you wanna eat, we’re gonna need to see some paystubs!”

Supreme Court issues emergency order to block full SNAP food aid payments

Honestly if you needed to describe the state of the American Project in a single headline, this is a strong candidate

apnews.com/article/snap...

Open enrollment is already underway. The choice they’re offering isn’t food or health care. It’s food and no health care or neither

Why do I choose to ruin half of my days off from September through new years by emotionally investing in this team?

That big Nick energy 🔥

NICK WOLTEMADE DEBUT GOAL FOR NEWCASTLE.

Dream start for the 6ft 6 striker 🤩

Who the hell is Alexander Isak!? #NUFC

Knowing that if the Haslams, who own two of the things I love most in this world, were sovereign rulers of a nation, it probably wouldn’t function fundamentally different from Saudi Arabia is extremely nihilistic cope. But we don’t always get to choose our cope.