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Matt Goldstein πŸ–– London

@mattgoldstein.bsky.social

I invest in climate+tech startups to address my existential anxiety. Shitposting until VC Twitter finally migrates to Bsky, then I’ll grow up again.

162 Followers  |  95 Following  |  152 Posts  |  Joined: 06.06.2023  |  1.539

Latest posts by mattgoldstein.bsky.social on Bluesky

Are Apple conference presentations feeling more dystopian? Or are all the dystopian movies just styling themselves after Apple conference presentations?

09.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think Facebook people would be familiar with the Streisand effect. What were they thinking?

20.03.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.

08.01.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind.

08.01.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LLM jailbreaks are nam-shubs

13.09.2023 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, just a realization I had during a recent rewatch that he must have been… which means Sisko was out of the loop… which explains why Starfleet got embarrassed and overreacted… which explains why there were no consequences for poisoning a whole planet.

17.08.2023 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please add me to your mailing list

16.08.2023 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tuvok knew Eddington was Maquis

16.08.2023 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who hates Neelix? I learned to cook from Neelix. And to date age-appropriate refugees.

16.08.2023 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can live with it

16.08.2023 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsubscribe

16.08.2023 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…I always assumed it was another Jewish Ferengi joke

16.08.2023 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just ate a banana regex

17.07.2023 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does every @georgetakei.bsky.social post get included in the Treksky feed? They should.

17.07.2023 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, yep. Was trying (failing) to make a spelling bee joke.

17.07.2023 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your post is a tad alarmist. China’s social credit score and accompanying ID requirements are genuinely terrifying. The UN is a toothless research organization, and the UK is insufficiently organized to be conspiratorial.

17.07.2023 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Language of origin? Use it in a sentence please?

17.07.2023 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m good at faking it… does that help?

12.07.2023 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Embodied vs operating energy! If it consumes no electricity it’ll eventually be cheaper!

10.07.2023 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing FC in theaters at age 12 was my first exposure to Trek. I went home, opened TV Guide (lol) and jumped in to Voyager S3. Eventually rented Generations on VHS and enjoyed it, but even the Ent-D felt β€œuncool” vs E and Voyager. It would be years before I got around to TOS.

Tuvok > Spock

10.07.2023 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ten movies to get to know me, unranked:

1. Interstellar
2. Brick
3. The Matrix
4. Battle Royale
5. The Truman Show
6. Star Trek: First Contact
7. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. American Beauty
9. Boiler Room
10. Ocean’s 11

10.07.2023 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Photo ID just so they can track you when you go to protests and

Oh you were talking about birds. Nvm

09.07.2023 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wut

09.07.2023 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. What’s Hot should help.

09.07.2023 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Byeeeee

09.07.2023 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hiro Protagonist FTW

08.07.2023 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Attach a bin to it and you’ve invented the world’s first totally passive air filter

08.07.2023 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I joined Twitter in 2008 which definitely was not fift… fuck you. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

08.07.2023 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also he’s British faking the American accent as only a child actor can(-ish)

08.07.2023 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, you’ve arrived to the promised land

08.07.2023 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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