Are Apple conference presentations feeling more dystopian? Or are all the dystopian movies just styling themselves after Apple conference presentations?
09.06.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mattgoldstein.bsky.social
I invest in climate+tech startups to address my existential anxiety. Shitposting until VC Twitter finally migrates to Bsky, then Iβll grow up again.
Are Apple conference presentations feeling more dystopian? Or are all the dystopian movies just styling themselves after Apple conference presentations?
09.06.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβd think Facebook people would be familiar with the Streisand effect. What were they thinking?
20.03.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.
08.01.2025 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind.
08.01.2025 12:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LLM jailbreaks are nam-shubs
13.09.2023 07:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No, just a realization I had during a recent rewatch that he must have beenβ¦ which means Sisko was out of the loopβ¦ which explains why Starfleet got embarrassed and overreactedβ¦ which explains why there were no consequences for poisoning a whole planet.
17.08.2023 08:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please add me to your mailing list
16.08.2023 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tuvok knew Eddington was Maquis
16.08.2023 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who hates Neelix? I learned to cook from Neelix. And to date age-appropriate refugees.
16.08.2023 21:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can live with it
16.08.2023 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unsubscribe
16.08.2023 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦I always assumed it was another Jewish Ferengi joke
16.08.2023 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just ate a banana regex
17.07.2023 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does every @georgetakei.bsky.social post get included in the Treksky feed? They should.
17.07.2023 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol, yep. Was trying (failing) to make a spelling bee joke.
17.07.2023 03:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your post is a tad alarmist. Chinaβs social credit score and accompanying ID requirements are genuinely terrifying. The UN is a toothless research organization, and the UK is insufficiently organized to be conspiratorial.
17.07.2023 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Language of origin? Use it in a sentence please?
17.07.2023 01:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm good at faking itβ¦ does that help?
12.07.2023 05:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Embodied vs operating energy! If it consumes no electricity itβll eventually be cheaper!
10.07.2023 15:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seeing FC in theaters at age 12 was my first exposure to Trek. I went home, opened TV Guide (lol) and jumped in to Voyager S3. Eventually rented Generations on VHS and enjoyed it, but even the Ent-D felt βuncoolβ vs E and Voyager. It would be years before I got around to TOS.
Tuvok > Spock
Ten movies to get to know me, unranked:
1. Interstellar
2. Brick
3. The Matrix
4. Battle Royale
5. The Truman Show
6. Star Trek: First Contact
7. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
8. American Beauty
9. Boiler Room
10. Oceanβs 11
Photo ID just so they can track you when you go to protests and
Oh you were talking about birds. Nvm
Wut
09.07.2023 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. Whatβs Hot should help.
09.07.2023 00:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. Byeeeee
09.07.2023 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hiro Protagonist FTW
08.07.2023 23:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Attach a bin to it and youβve invented the worldβs first totally passive air filter
08.07.2023 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I joined Twitter in 2008 which definitely was not fiftβ¦ fuck you. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
08.07.2023 23:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also heβs British faking the American accent as only a child actor can(-ish)
08.07.2023 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nope, youβve arrived to the promised land
08.07.2023 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0