J.K. Rockin'

At that point why not just have an actual phone call???

📣 GOOD LUCK CUIPS

He brought Go-Jo and they're doing a club remix of Milkshake Man together???

He's Jeff the Shark from Marvel Rivals apparently? I don't know what that is

Sorry, correction, he's dressed as a shark dressed as a pumpkin.

Aw he's dressed as a pumpkin! Nice

Delighted to report that around half of the crowd are in Halloween costumes.

Tonight: bbno$, at the Hordern.

Pooped inside out... the way she would have wanted to go

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

GOD: Sleep is one of the very most important things humans do. It will make them feel rested, and be crucial to their ability to function.

ANGEL: Okay, got it.

GOD: And some of them are gonna be REALLY bad at it for no reason lol

And anyone who tells you otherwise is a nutter and/or a grifter! If Reddit has taught me anything, it's that.

If the Elf builds you a boat to take you over the horizon to Elf-heaven it's allowed

Oh HELL yeah. I'd want the money to fly everyone I wanted at the wedding over to have a big Hobbity feast afterwards, though.

Saving this for the next round of “Without downloading anything new—where are you today?”

Sleep and I have not been friends this week so I am doing leg stretches under my desk to avoid falling asleep in the office 😩

He had TWO FRIENDS and now he has TWO FRIENDS but one of them is a lesbian and one is a nerd! The baseline guy is the same guy!

What a good face!

The horror of modern life is that there are upwards of a dozen guys this could be.

Well this made every inch of my skin crawl, so. Congrats I guess.

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Came out to my mother as a lesbian at 13. Had the concept of bisexuality explained to me at 15 on a forum thread about Rocky Horror. Came out as bi approximately 10 minutes later. Currently 36.

8:10 session with twenty minutes of ads etc so it didn't actually start til 8:30 😭

hot and sour soup will fix me

Made the tactical error of going to an 8 PM screening of Frankenstein last night. I didn't get home til midnight, and now I, too, feel like a reanimated corpse.

Having to attend ÅÍ webinars in the first place is bleak, but it only gets bleaker listening to this poor bastard walk us through his planned exercises, making excuse after excuse for the model's inaccuracies, apologising when it just straight does not work at all.

This is a sit-down concert for an artist who peaked in the 80s! If anybody there is in their 20s I will be very surprised!

The true test of when one has become Old is how you react to concerts that start at 9 PM, and I am now "oof, okay, I GUESS" years old.

A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.

HOO BOY they sure franked that stein all over the place!