Pudge Heffelfinger

As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.

And another thing. You are NOT allowed to make fun of the government goons I've deployed to your streets. You are not allowed to oink at them

eat fresh ya fuckin pig

I don't remember who or where it was, but I once read someone describe that thing where you're crossing your legs and your pants ride up and expose some bare ankle above your dress sock as "William F. Buckleg," and I've thought of it as that ever since

(Replying to guy about gay rights) "Even if they nullify your dad's marriage, he's not going to return to your mom."

Jesus @dieworkwear.bsky.social

Trump in a beige v-neck merino sweater and beige chinos.

Donald Trump Jr. wearing a USA flag sport coat. The jacket tag has been left on the sleeve.

Brendan Carr and Benny Johnson. Both wearing blue suits with tan shoes. Carr's suit is mid-blue. He has paired it with blonde shoes. Johnson is wearing a navy suit with walnut colored shoes.

Matt Braynard wearing a navy suit with a white French cuff shirt and gold colored tie. He has a giant Windsor knot and a metal sports watch.

Some of the crimes I've seen in Washington DC:

— Beige sweater with beige chinos
— Jacket sleeve tag left on
— Tan shoes with navy suits
— Giant Windsor knots (triple felony with the metal sports watch paired with dark suit and French cuffs)

Phrasing it like this and not “Voters are misinformed and in many cases delusional about immigration and crime” is a tell

Sean Duffy: "I TOLD YOU THE SUBWAY WAS DANGEROUS."

Imagine becoming an FBI special agent, making through Quantico, getting assigned to the Washington Field Office where you investigate counterintelligence cases

then getting voluntold to foot patrol U St on a Monday night lmao

YouTube video by EVENING NEWS ARCHIVES ABC NEWS - 1968 Democratic National Convention - Night 3 Part 1 of 2

I find it only gets its proper context when shown with the full ABC convention coverage from that night (this was uploaded just this weekend) - it just becomes "let's take a break from showing cops busting heads to let these two queens screech at each other": youtu.be/MplgeWjhJTs?...

God forbid Der Führer's delicate eyes should be desecrated by the sight of poor and mentally ill people while his mind is fixated on how he'll cheat at golf.

Scariest thing that happened to me today in DC was my train was delayed 30 minutes . Oh and had someone smile and say hi to me as was walking outside. It's a scary city So dangerous!!!

Mom friends group text checking in with a DC crime-ridden hellhole update

Stay salty DC 🔥

Half page ad in The Washington Post, September 18, 1985, for JCPenney, headlined, "A polished look made easy. Stafford. Gentry. Daks. Botany 500. 25% off," accompanied by drawing of three white men, one in sportcoat and slacks, another in full suit, the third in a trench coat. A ribbon across the bottom part of the sketch screams, "LAST 4 DAYS SALE ENDS SATURDAY!"

I am once again for begging for this type of menswear selection to RETVRN (and for one of you people to invite me somewhere I can wear it):

Full page ad in The Washington Post, September 18, 1985, for the Woodward and Lothrop department store chain advertising Raquet brand suits for lean and athletic builds. A box of text headlined "A GREAT BODY TAKES WORK SO DOES A GREAT SUIT - Raquet introduces pure wool suits for men who stay in shape" is surrounded by a sketch of a man in a locker room wearing a dress shirt and pants sitting next to his tennis bag (with racket prominently sticking out) tying one of his Oxford shoes as the related jacket hangs on a locker door behind him.

Yup, that's me, I'll be right down...

Baltimore has seen a dramatic two-year decline in crime -- especially its murder rate -- with police and prosecutors working specifically and effectively to target repeat violent offenders. There's fuck all some National Guardsmen can do other than stand around and watch.

Trump is a fatuous moron.

Reporting live from Chinatown … no bedlam or bloodshed to be found … keeping my eyes open for any squalor

They want someone to throw a brick, and if they come to New York or Chicago in particular I think they'll get it. And then the problems will really start.

At one point in the early 90s, at the height of the crack trade, murder was so rampant in DC that Channel 5 had a nightly 11 PM show called "City Under Siege" to cover them all. This is nothing like those days. At all. Anybody who says otherwise is an idiot or a liar.

All of the breathless local news pearl clutching about roaming gangs of dirt bike riders, teenage brawlers (remember the couple of months when local TV hyped "the knockout game"??), and window smashers have gotten us to where we are today, a militarized police state in the nation's capital.

They won't, because many of them like Trump and want to help him succeed.

To say that I am unbelievably angry about what he is doing to the city I consider my home is an understatement. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this. Never.

tbh my go-to read of this is that trumpism is more or less a "weak dictator" in the hans mommsen sense, but people are underrating the possibility for an executive self-coup in the long run, especially if he finds himself cornered

I think it’s cool that my city gets to be 1970s Belfast because an intern got his shit rocked by a teenage girl

pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds

Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall.

If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is

(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)

Just saw someone call the military occupation of DC a distraction, and that’s it, the it’s a distraction people have lost it. We should wait until the bulldozer is running over your house and all chime in with “isn’t there something else we should be talking about”

This is 100% going to happen in DC. Zero chance we don't have Kegseth on foot patrol for the cameras by the end of the second week. They'll have him in all the insurgent areas: Dupont, Friendship Heights, Pentagon City Mall, and the whitest bro bars in Adams Morgan.

Unless it’s for firing squad practice I’m not interested

I just don’t know what it’s going to take. Netanyahu is in the kind of historical company where the name alone is shorthand for evil