@babka.bsky.social
The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
07.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 14964 🔁 3070 💬 264 📌 118Zoh ran & Zoh WON!!!
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Next week's cover of The New Yorker.
05.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 7175 🔁 1049 💬 64 📌 29they spelled it wrong, it's Offal Orifice.
this little piggy went me me me me me me
all the way to the bank.
Maybe if I learn to love my anxiety it’ll leave me too.
04.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 685 🔁 65 💬 54 📌 2
I always forget how much I love this piece of music youtu.be/lYatqE7OA1Q?...
04.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
@sam_kriss - horseshoe theory is when you say fascism and socialism are the same thing and then i hit you in the head with a horseshoe
04.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 433 🔁 53 💬 9 📌 1
Zohran kneeling, smiling and giving the thumbs up, next to a chalking on the sidewalk that says "Have You Voted Today" and "Make History, Vote Zohran, Nov. 4, 6am to 9pm"
Well have you?
If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Maille Mustard
04.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0may it be so!!!!
04.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am SO thinking about this!
04.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sister!
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the if you can't be loved, be feared thing.
fifth avenue is now the ocean
With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.
03.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 17521 🔁 5140 💬 574 📌 218ICE agents would kill their own mothers, in case you're still contemplating nonviolent resistance
31.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 439 🔁 85 💬 25 📌 5a pox on this rhetorical question.
31.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0& the @nytimes has enabled each & every regression as Paid Escort to orange excrescence. Maga Haberman traded truth for access, anonymous headline-writer took every opportunity to praise him with faintest of damns, & it took several years before the word "LIE" replaced the multi-syllabic euphemisms
31.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained.”
Except for the ones that were.
tried to find meaning. accidentally joined a pyramid scheme for enlightenment.
31.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
31.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 17726 🔁 5203 💬 1584 📌 474
I, too, am looking for the old woman who will speak to me of my fate upon looking at the scar where the wolf bit me
31.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 129 🔁 53 💬 9 📌 2
Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.
31.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 25248 🔁 7143 💬 702 📌 383Interesting how the freedoms of the elite 1% require the ending of freedoms for the 99%.
31.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 37 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1zounds!
31.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was about these cursed ways to come home after work, like a designated place to keep your keys that turns into a sewer grate on a full moon
31.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 60 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 0Miller is pretty cocky for a guy deciding to live amongst troops his party and boss are refusing to pay.
31.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0will the Be Best greeting cards say Merry Fking Xmas?
& how can Malaignia best her Russian tampon Xmas decor of yore?
31.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 36 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
