julie p.

Happy Birthday, you glorious woman!

they say Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich but Richie Rich’s ghost is said to haunt the sitting room of the brothel where he and his father were murdered, their heads bashed in with the madame’s whetstone

Happy Birthday!
And I'd give anything to be 45 again, so hush! :)

The Epstein Files are coming from inside the White House!

This punchable fuck. How could one family produce so many assholes?

King Friday XIII from Mister Rogers Neighborhood

No Kings includes this asshole

"Baby Fish Mouth! BABY FISH MOUTH!"

If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.

😱

"I, for one, welcome our machine overlords."

Hmm...seem to remember her courting MAGAts five years ago, to get their vote along with their Trump votes. Her campaign talked out of both sides of its lame mouth, and she wasted a lot of money doing it.
Amy, you are no leader, and you can fuck right off.

ICYMI--hell no.
Shoulda been Charles Booker back then. At least he was an actual Democrat and not a repugnant-ican poser.
Slip back into obscurity.

She absolutely sucks. Charles Booker was the candidate that should have gotten that Senate ticket 5 years ago, not this personality-devoid phony.
And I'm already getting texts from her campaign people--I can't block them fast enough. #KentuckyDemProblems

Oh my god. Where can I find this person so I can punch them in the throat?

"Look in the tunk." (Ralph's note to Lisa on the Malibu Stacy car he got her)

I'm so sorry...xo

Age yourself with a film you saw in theaters as a kid

Happy RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES Saturday!

Great music tho!

He's allowing replies. Maybe it's just you.

Yup

It really was such a letdown.

Oh look. Trump and Eptstein are trending. @mrsalswearengen.bsky.social, dat you?

I'd sign, but it's UK residents only...:(

thanks!!

Thank you!!!!! :D

*thanks, even

Thank Andy. :)

The Marvelous Misadventures of T Ocellus.
(I made these!)