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You should always assume my reminder is friendly. When it's not, I will tell you.

Me (thinking): But is that goal reasonable? It's not exactly within my ability to control. But I guess that's the whole point. What about a timeline? I guess I should set a deadline. Otherwise I'll be waiting forever. Now as for metrics,
Everyone: omg just blow out the fckn candles

“More than 2,300 armed National Guard troops are currently patrolling the District unlawfully. That unprecedented deployment is inflicting irreparable harm to the District’s sovereignty, its economy, and public safety.”

I genuinely don't know what we'd do this year without @51st.news and @maustermuhle.bsky.social. Why is a scrappy worker-owned outlet always the first to get to the crux of an issue? This caliber of reporting used to be normal but profit-greedy hedge funds have been slowly sucking it out of our lives

I'm so glad this mandatory two-factor authentication is going to protect me from data centers driving up my Pepco bills @pepcoconnect.bsky.social

Good Cop vs Bad Cop? I don't understand.

Oh, you mean like Violence Interrupter vs Just a Cop?

Thanks for the reminder to #BoycottABC services, venmo!

Today we are reminded that all federal employees take an oath of office to “protect and defend the Constitution.” #ConstitutionDay

Very welcome news. More of this please!

Relevant

✊🏾 International #solidarity brought victory!

Belarusian trade union leaders Aliaksandr Yarashuk and Hennadz Fiadynich are now free!

👉🏾Yet, more than 20 trade union leaders & activists are still behind bars. We'll keep fighting until we get them back!

Americans' Views on Immigration's Effect on the U.S. On the whole, do you think immigration is a good thing or a bad thing for this country today? — % Good thing - - % Bad thing 100% 90 80 70 60 50 40 30 20 10 0 79 17 2001 2005 2010 2015 2020 2025 The percentages who volunteer that the effects are "mixed" or who do not have an opinion are not shown. GALLUP®

Highest level of support since Gallup started asking this question a quarter century ago

We can set an example for the whole nation in this election.

It's officially been over a year since I left my dishes on the counter without washing them. In this award speech I would like to thank

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.

If you think the AI is smarter than you, you're probably right.

I dunno man if it's between defund the police and defund literally everything else then the choice is obvious

Just some union hotties linking up for the Labor Day march. #FreeDC!

@freedcproject.bsky.social @washbaltpaw.bsky.social @prideatwork.org

“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.” ~Ray Bradbury

Keep reading, friends. 📚

This but make them good union jobs for local communities

I like to think my cat and I have crossed paths in previous lives. Like I was a fierce cavalryman and he was my trusty steed. Or vice versa.

Hard to believe this guy beat the arrogant perv, real head-scratcher

Did you know you can report “Icy (ICE-y) road conditions on Waze?

Just a helpful hint if you see ICE around your area. We don’t want anyone to slip on it.

Putting the human back in humanities.

I regret nothing except the people I didn't bring along with me.

I'm forced to assume Carrie Underwood can manipulate the fabric of the universe, if she can indeed slash a single hole that punctures all four tires.

Me: My ancestors worked so hard for me to have leisure time for creature comforts

Colleague: It's literally one email

Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and

The state does not hate the homeless—it fears them. Their bodies, on its sidewalks, testify to the lies it tells about freedom.

This order does not restore order. It disappears the evidence.

Baldwin warned us: power always hides what it cannot heal.
#ExecutiveOrder #Homelessness #SatireIsNotEnough

I guess moral of the story is don't sue the Wall Street Journal?

Power's out. Which billionaires would like to join me and my cat as we read @kimkelly.bsky.social's spooky stories about workers organizing for better wages and safety standards? #FightLikeHell