Mark Nicholas Comedian

An Autistic trying to work out how to do April Fools Day is Like Jimmy Carr trying to work out how to file a tax return

I.e. We didn't even know the concept even existed in the first place! #AprilFools

3 Million Families are now going to be £2,000 a year worse off with a quarter of a million children falling into poverty as a result of today's policy announcement

But sure let's avoid asking 2% extra of tax for those earning what the average worker in the UK would take 357 Years to Make! #welfare

Do you know, it's odd, I don't know any one that is not part of the government that, who voted Labour in the last election, that supports these welfare reforms.....

Centrist friends where you at with this? #UK #starmer #welfare

My night @laughablecomedy.bsky.social is hosting #womenshistorymonth comedy night with Leicester Square Not So New Act Of The Year 2023, Siobhan Dodd Guest Mcing on 19/03 Wanstead Library in #Redbridge. PWYC or Reserve Free Below!

www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able

A few friends on my socials believe a lot of us have been too swayed by the Western Media and that we don't bother researching the other side

I was Amazed. There's a huge historical building run by the Kremlin called Белый дом

But I'm not sure what the English translation is.......#russia

Over the years of Hosting and Compering nights up and down the country I've received some lovely feedback!

I'd love to do some more hosting! Please Book me to host your night! D.M. me or email marknicholas09061990@gmail.com or susanna@ingeniousfools.co.uk

#comedy #hosting #disability #autism #mc

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A Day in the Life of An Autistic Florist

#valentinesday #autism

It's day 22 and he still doesn't have a plan to lower your prices.

PICCADILLY Thursday 13 February (Get-Up, Stand-Up Heat 2) | The Stand Up Club Show 7.30pm - 9.30pm (Doors 6.30pm)

Back in London doing this comp tonight for The Stand-Up Club

Come along if you are free?

thestandupclub.co.uk/shows/piccad... #comedy #london

Here's what I picture in my head when Elon Musk bangs on about himself being one of the "Autistic Tech Bros"

(I'm Autistic BTW)

#Musk #autism

On my way to Leicester Comedy Festival, and my Lightsaber keeps going off in my bag

No that is NOT a Euphemism!

Anyway, if you live in or are in the East Midlands in the UK tonight, Come along!

comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mark-...

#Comedy #autism

What an amazing evening last night for #Leicester Comedy Festival "Bridging The Gap" initiative

If you are East Midlands way, come to my 4 Star Reviewed Debut Solo Hour all about growing up #autistic. Told through the medium of #starwars

Tickets below

comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mark-...

Unpopular opinion but I enjoy Donor Kebabs.....Sober!

If you think that's weird just put it down to the Autism.

Us Autistics have the weirdest taste buds.

Like when I was 7, my diet often consisted of black ants and tissue paper!

Probably why I enjoy Kebabs, brings back memories #autism #taste

Mr Ambassador, you do spoil us....#rave

Heard there's a really good comedy special on at the moment.

I think this is character comedy

Its called "RFK senate confirmation". Worth watching? #RFK

One for the @footballramble.bsky.social ? 🤣

Not long till @laughablecomedy.bsky.social #lgbt comedy night on 19th Feb

I'll be stepping back from my usual MCing duties to give a platform and cheer on all the amazing #lgbt acts we've got on that evening at #Wanstead #library

www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able

Still cheaper than Edinburgh Accommodation

Just ordered an Uber and they sent a Tesla

As it was pulling into the Car Park I Hailed for it.

Seemed Appropriate

If anyone takes issue...it's OK....I'm Autistic #Musk #tesla

Dear men using Urinals in Public Toilets

Stop Pissing on the Floor......that is all #shopping

Well I think Alexander dug his own grave in the end #Traitors

Frankie deserved to get banished in the end at the firepit.

She should not have sowed seeds of doubts with Alexander and Jake

So Happy for Leanne and Jake #Traitors

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The entire Faithful just before the firepit #Traitors

Naturally playing catch up and now they are down to the last four. The fact that the last person who got banished before the end game was not allowed to reveal themselves makes this so much more interesting

#Traitors

Charlotte put up a hell of a fight against the odds #Traitors

If I were any of them, I'd be tempted to jump out the helicopter enough to injure myself that I wouldn't have to take part in the round table. How tense will this be #Traitors

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Charlotte! #Traitors

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Charlotte walking into breakfast like #Traitors

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Frankies face when she found out Charlotte was a Traitor #Traitors

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My favourite moment of the latest Traitors episode was Freddies reaction when Charlotte had double crossed him

Freddie was like

#Traitors